He is so sexy and got that big cock he is meant for a girl name chloe
Jordy should fuck chloe
by Ruby and max April 20, 2019
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She is the most amazing girl...she loves to read and doing sports and doing crazy things at some point. Keep her as a friend bc she's really good friend and not bossy. Shes very nice and very smart. Shes a good friend so I say keep her.
Me: where's jordy?
Molly: Idk
Me: let's look for her and we should do something together
Molly: ok!
by blinder_3 January 2, 2018
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An average guy, usually found on the city streets looking for MILFS.
Prefers woman atleast 20 years older ( see definition milf ) Known in Amsterdam and surroundings as the milf hunter.
He is a cult hero in Amsterdam and definitely earned his flags with older woman.
Jordy ( 'milfhunter' ) is supposedly the author of the books:

Simple pickup: Milf edition, the milfs bible and many more.

Some say he wrote the bible on hitting up with older woman.

Some say he doesn't even excist.

But if you ever see a glimpse of the milfhunter. hide your mom, and make sure she doesn't fall victim of his schemes.
'Hey i saw your mom with this young lad earlier today i managed to take a picture'
oh my god, its the milfhunter
'what? oh jordy'
bloody hell we better talk to her.
by AmsterdamCultHeroes November 25, 2013
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Jordy is a girl who is absolutely stunning in appearance, looks great no matter what she wears. But her personality is defiantly her greatest plus. Loves laughing and is always fun to joke around with. She's athletic, smart and nerdy at times, but is overall an amazing lovable girl.
Did you see Jordy today? She's such a babe
by Jwwise December 14, 2015
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a boy that doesn’t know his toe to his finger.
Girl: You know jordy is so smart?!

Me: really?! he doesn’t know his toe to his finger
by Raebae March 16, 2019
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A person who is always making excuses not to go out, and is not fun to be around. Sometimes also called 'doing a Jordy Shore'.
Q: Bro, why isn't Matt coming to the party?
A: That bitch is being a total jordy again, he says he is grounded but he's probably masturbating.
by PimBARF March 14, 2015
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A Jordy (commonly known as a Jordy story) is a really shit story. Most people replace "Cool story bro" with "Jordy".
Guy: So I walked down the street yesterday and i went to the video store.
Listener: Oh yeah so what happened than?
Guy: i got toy story out...... hahahan.....?
Listener: Jordy
by Darvo69 November 1, 2012
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