Is only comparable to a greek god! Zeus to be exact, the king of all Gods. Johnathan's are sweet funny and the best damn friend anyone could have. Women come from all over the world just to be within 100 feet of Johnathan's. Their the manliest of the manly and cannot be takin down by any man. Just their stare alone can make the most beautiful girl aroused, and can also be compared too looking into the fires of hell. Johnathan's are leaders and commanders that will fight with you side by side to death.
girl1: Wow thats a who's that guy over there?
girl2: That must be a johnathan beacause i wanna fuk him instantly!
girl1: MEEEEEE TOOOO!
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Saddest piece of shit that ever lived. Calling people a thot but he really needs to shut up.
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One of the best guys you will ever meet, never let go of him. He is very athletic, caring, compasionate * will always make you smile some how. He is an amazing lover & has the most beautiful eyes ever, usually blue other times green. He is a natural leader & an all around wonderful person! He is also hot and you can never get enough of him.
I really like Johnathan, he's awesome.
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Dis a nigga wit hoes who fuck bad Biches for fun and got friends that's solid like rocks while he can also be a asshole for at the same time is he quite so loyal
Da aaaaaamn imma become a Johnathan one day wit these thirties
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Someone who is a hard worker, and usually will date someone with an A, M, or E name. He is usually very kind to everyone he meets and generally has a great attitude towards his friends. he is respectful and really nice to his peers. But overall, the M will take his heart
Girl 1: look at johnathan helping her!
Girl 2: how sweet!!
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One of the best guys you will ever meet, if you get a Johnathan, never let him go. He is very athletic, caring, compasionate, and will always think of you if he holds you dear to his heart. He is an amazing lover and has the most beautiful eyes ever, sometimes closer to blue, other times green. He is a natural leader, and will one day be a commander on a battlefield. He is also very athletic, an all around wonderful person! He is hot, and you can never get enough of him.
"Wow, look at him!"

"His name must be Johnathan, I can tell"
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An amazing guy, he is the one that can light up a room with his presence. He is also a nature enthusiast, loves to be one with Mother Nature and her trees. He is gorgeous, funny, enthusiastic, energetic. No matter what the occasion or who he is with, he'll make a friend or two, he is definitely a people person. All in all, Johnathan is the best guy out there, with his brown eyes that look like the sands of Egypt and pyramids.
Omg is that Johnathan?! He is one hot tamale! tamale booty fine sweetheart
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