abbreviation for Jerk-Off/Asshole/Bastard. Someone who isn't amply defined by less than three obscenities.
Not only did David not have the guts to break up with me to my face, the JOAB called my mom's cell phone, and left a voicemail telling her to tell me that I'd been dumped.
by Insafemode May 16, 2008
by b33fy m1x3r5 June 29, 2021
The sweets most attractive person you’ll ever meet. He’s kind hearted and will be with you through thick and thin. He has the most handsome chocolate skin and is a great kisser. He loves soccer more than anything, especially fifa. And Ronaldo is his daddy.
by Igotligma November 23, 2021
Joab is the sweetest most kind hearted person. He’s handsome with chocolate brown skin , snd he cares about you no matter what. He also loves soccer more than anything. Especially fifa.
by Igotligma November 23, 2021
Joan is a sweet young man with a dock big enough every girl says that he's a sex machine. Joab Is also a very handsome and sexy strong guy with perfect haor. Joan is also the sweetest young man in Earth as he's great with children and girls he also has the nicest eyebrows. Joab Is also a very clean and organized man he gets A+'s as he is very smart he is also romantic and speaks five languages which are English French Italian Spanish and Latin he also knows how to treat girls. Joab tries to be as healthy and caring as possible.
Girl 1: Did you hear Kendall had a date with Joab she says he's better than Jonathan.
Girl 2: You mean the dumbass Jonathan.
Girl 1: Yes.
Girl 2: Did you also hear Kendall and Joab has sex Kendall says he's a sex machine.
Girl 1: OMG I want a Joab now.
Girl 2: You mean the dumbass Jonathan.
Girl 1: Yes.
Girl 2: Did you also hear Kendall and Joab has sex Kendall says he's a sex machine.
Girl 1: OMG I want a Joab now.
by The professional roaster October 18, 2018