jarman

UK slang, very popular during World War Two, for a German.

"When the Jarmans come, we'll be ready."

by Alex C W January 16, 2008

Jack Jarman

The most defined power of strength. Be careful around this man. A Jack Jarman will not display any emotion until he's provoked. Just 1% of an angry Jack Jarman is enough to kill a human being and even tranquilize a herd of elephants.

I ran into a Jack Jarman the other day. Wet myself three times in his presence.

That guy used about 10% Jack Jarman during that fight.

Tripped a Jack Jarman up the other day. Instantly died.

by Professor Stuart Dio December 3, 2019

Ryan Jarman

the guitarist and vocalist for the cribs along with his twin brother and his younger brother.
Is reasonably good looking but talks like a retard
Thinks he created Live 8 by texting bob geldof but we don't care because he's beyond awesome.
Dates Kate Nash but i don't really care;she's a loser and covers men's needs and other awesome songs badly

ryan jarman wrote the incredible song hey scenesters!

by ihaveissues! and amyisaloser! February 2, 2009

Ella Jarman

Ella Jarman (verb) - To assume someone is a whore just because they are more attractive than you.

She is really doing the Ella Jarman today!

by Splashcat May 24, 2020

jarman jinx

To be the jarman jinx is to be the best and confident in something.

What a shot, you’re the jarman jinx.

by Werew September 18, 2020

The Jarman Effect

When in the presence of something or someone amazing which can easily make you incredibly happy and brightens up your day, providing inspiration.

Example 1
Man1 "Look at those two, he always laugh when she's around"
Man 2 "That's cos she has The Jarman Effect on him"

Example 2
Woman "Wow, the night sky is so inspiring"
Man "That's the Jarman Effect."

by Larious January 24, 2012

George dibbs and Charlie Jarman

Two gay pricks who are nonces and they kidnap children. Their actual names are Nonce Dibbs and Charlie Nonceman. They are also extremely salty.

george dibbs and charlie jarman kidnap children

by A living human? March 16, 2020