by lilove December 20, 2016
He's the most handsome thing walking. People can get easily attached. Everyone says he's so cute but there is a evil side to him. Don't not mess with him he is NOT THE ONE!! He's a crazy muthafuCka But you should be very very very lucky to have him. He knows where he's headed in lifeđź’Ť!
by Jddn April 14, 2018
by Light skin niggas March 15, 2017
by Geeked Teen December 2, 2016
Jamey Aebersold, named after the renowned jazz performer and publisher, can refer to any of the following:
1. When a guy, during sex, counts off his orgasm—“one, two, one two three four”
2. The use of jazz progressions in one’s moans while having sex. In most cases the moans vamp on a II-V progression and resolve to I during the orgasm. The tonal quality of the progression reflects the enjoyment of the sex. For example, amazing sex may result in a typical IIm7—V7—I Maj6 while unsatisfactory sex or sex with fat people and/or animals may result in a IIm7—V7—I+11. Very passionate sex may even result in a IIm7b5—V7+9—Im Maj7 progression.
3. Kicking major Louisville ass in basketball
4. Chlamydia
5. One who has a license as a professional smoker
1. When a guy, during sex, counts off his orgasm—“one, two, one two three four”
2. The use of jazz progressions in one’s moans while having sex. In most cases the moans vamp on a II-V progression and resolve to I during the orgasm. The tonal quality of the progression reflects the enjoyment of the sex. For example, amazing sex may result in a typical IIm7—V7—I Maj6 while unsatisfactory sex or sex with fat people and/or animals may result in a IIm7—V7—I+11. Very passionate sex may even result in a IIm7b5—V7+9—Im Maj7 progression.
3. Kicking major Louisville ass in basketball
4. Chlamydia
5. One who has a license as a professional smoker
1. “I began to Jamey Aebersold this chick after me and Jamey raided the Louisville morgue for healthy lungs to fill with dirt and place in glass display cases, but I only got up to three because David Baker walked in. And right in the middle of my favorite song from Jamey Aebersold’s Volume One play along CD!”
2. “Last night I was having sex and began to Jamey Aebersold. I even moaned a IIm7b5—V7b9 progression! Unfortunately my resolution to Im turned into a diminished chord when the hamster exploded.”
3. “Did you see that old white man score 251 free throws in a row while playing jazz banjo and scat singing blindfolded? He was such a Jamey Aebersold.”
4. “I caught Jamey Aebersold at band camp. The sex was amazing though—I resolved to a major 7 chord!”
5. “I knew Bobby was a real Jamey Aebersold when he used his saxophone as a bowl.”
2. “Last night I was having sex and began to Jamey Aebersold. I even moaned a IIm7b5—V7b9 progression! Unfortunately my resolution to Im turned into a diminished chord when the hamster exploded.”
3. “Did you see that old white man score 251 free throws in a row while playing jazz banjo and scat singing blindfolded? He was such a Jamey Aebersold.”
4. “I caught Jamey Aebersold at band camp. The sex was amazing though—I resolved to a major 7 chord!”
5. “I knew Bobby was a real Jamey Aebersold when he used his saxophone as a bowl.”
by Beatman July 11, 2009
One who forces sexual intercourse onto another and is bailed out by his university for his athletic prowess.
Person 1: "Oh my god, that guy is raping her!"
Person 2: "It's okay, he's really good at football."
Person 1: "Ah, he's a Jameis Winston."
Person 2: "It's okay, he's really good at football."
Person 1: "Ah, he's a Jameis Winston."
by NotACat January 13, 2015