Jack from State farm is a chill dude who helps people with there insurance plans, but on the side he is an amazing dude who wares khaki pants and saves the world from Dave's.
by Badlegoman101 September 25, 2017
An absolute chad who will try to sell you life insurance. He is always there smiling and watching you and wears a big ass hat that says his name on it. Preys mostly on dumb neighbros. "Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there."
Me: Dude. Who just knocked on your door?
Neighbro: It was Jake From State Farm. He gave me life insurance in trade for my wife.
Me: Bruh! That was probably Simpleflips!
Neighbro: It was Jake From State Farm. He gave me life insurance in trade for my wife.
Me: Bruh! That was probably Simpleflips!
by DaBeefeyest November 28, 2019
An awesome guy ready for sex and good time. A totally good ball who attracts girls with flowery names but doesn't know. As he works from State Farm, he's great in all spaces, wears khakis, and love the color red
by yewballerzz April 18, 2015
by Nintendough February 25, 2022
Me: who are you calling at 3:00am
Friend: Jake from State Farm
Me: what are you wear “jake from State Farm”
Jake: uhhhh khakis
Friend: Jake from State Farm
Me: what are you wear “jake from State Farm”
Jake: uhhhh khakis
by XxjustinxX187 October 16, 2018
Person 1: Yoooo it’s Jake from State Farm!
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: *points at Jake from State Farm*
Person 2: What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?
Jake: Khakis, a kuromi sweater, and my vans.
Person 2: That’s not Jake.
Person 1: Jake can be anything, ofc it’s Jake from State Farm
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: *points at Jake from State Farm*
Person 2: What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?
Jake: Khakis, a kuromi sweater, and my vans.
Person 2: That’s not Jake.
Person 1: Jake can be anything, ofc it’s Jake from State Farm
by Nagitoe January 31, 2021
A giga Chad that was excommunicated after his magnum dong got erect and knocked god down from heaven. Turning to the dark arts he created surprisingly great rates to collect disciples for his cult of state farm.
by Derpafish August 25, 2021