Jaffe

An awesome human being who is liked by everyone they meet.
I like this kid a lot. He's definitely a Jaffe.
by cameron March 07, 2005
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jaffe

The God of all D-poles in the Country. He is the best lacrosse player ever. In fact, it is rumored that several Connecticut College Lacrosse players have seen him flying, spit fire, and even play entire lacrosse games with his eyes closed.
Dave Cambell: I went to church today and saw God.
Malcolm: No, Dave, that was Jaffe today at the Whittier Lacrosse game.
Dave Cambell: Thats right, I should have known. Oh, Malcolm, by the way, I have a huge rod.
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JAFF

Stands for Just Another Fantasy Franchise.

Harry Potter has caused an explosion of profitable (if not well written) fantasy book series being turned into movies, games, terrible fanart...
This term describes any games, books or films cashing in on the recent slew of vampires, magic and swords.
"Hey, is Eragon any good?"
"Nah, it's jaff. Read Narnia instead."
by spaszlaw December 03, 2011
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jaffe

An overly buff boy who is friends with some ugly people.
Jaffe is over buff. I wanna shag him!!
by BuffEnid February 08, 2005
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jaff

(v) To masturbate
I caught the dirty bugger jaffing all over my 'Shaven Ravers'.
by 's nobody March 25, 2004
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jaffe

by Nancy Boy November 03, 2003
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Jaffe

A character who sucks at life. An annoyance who no one likes. This is the kinda of person who has everything go wrong for him/her.
If you do this you just might be a Jaffe:
1. Wear a rainbow colored polo shirt on national comming out day on shear coincidence
2. Wear a ghost busters costume for halloween
3. Respond with every diss "Hey guys come on, come onnn.
4. Talk to random people who think they like you.
5. Suck at life.
6. Make stupid jokes that result in death threats.
7. Suck at life.
8. Get ditched by people who u think like you.
9. Cry in public.
10. Have a pizza face
Jaffe shut up u suck at life go away, kill your self, uninstall life.
by Andrew December 04, 2004
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