Irritating Cunt 

A West Ham United Fan

I was on a train to London and there were some “ irritating Cunts “ at the bar

Irritating Cunt by craftycockney September 9, 2018

Irritating Vowel Syndrome 

A condition in which someone is unable to type without dragging out their vowels.

Text from Person 1: "hey what's up?"
Text from Person 2: "oooooomg u have no idea how drunk natasha was last niteeeeee"
Text from Person 1: "sounds like you have a bad case of irritating vowel syndrome."

Irritating Vowel Syndrome by reallygoodonfallon July 26, 2010

irritating twat 

Someone who buys a cheap jacket and then bleats about it's poor quality

Brian,shut the **** up about that jacket and get on with your life.

irritating twat by Mr bored March 5, 2004

Irritating friend 

That one friend that is so clingy and brags about her life when you have less than her and acts popular and lies about being with people but the person is right next to you.

Ale: Wow she's lying about stuff and saying she's with name but she really isn't with her.
Me: Ya, a irritating friend

Irritating friend by ARMYANDBTS4LIFE January 11, 2018

Irritating Stick 

When a man's penis is itchy.

1: Damn, dude I got a Irritating Stick.
2: You can't just itch your cock in public, man.

Irritating Stick by exoskeletal August 18, 2022

We irritating

When an situation, action, or conversation causes the uncontrollable urge to place your hand over the top half of your face.

Friend: Kris and Bree got back together
Me: We irritating

We irritating by Fishtits August 13, 2019

Dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden 

What Shrek screams at donkey out of vexation when Shrek explained to him that ogres are like onions, but donkey kept blabbering on about cakes and parfait.

For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
Donkey: Example?
Shrek: Example? Okay, um, ogres are like onions.
Donkey: Sniffs They stink?
Shrek: Yes-- No!
Donkey: They make you cry?
Shrek: No!
Donkey: You leave them out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
Shrek: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.

Donkey: Oh, you both have layers. Oh. Sniffs You know, not everybody likes onions. Cakes! Everybody loves cakes! Cakes have layers.
Shrek: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres. Are not. Like cakes.
Donkey: You know what else everybody likes? Parfaits. Have you ever met a person, you say, "Hey, let's get some parfait," they say, "No, I don't like parfait"? Parfaits are delicious.
Shrek: No! You dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden! Ogres are like onions! End of story. Bye bye. See ya later.

Dense, irritating, miniature beast of burden by UltimateDoge June 24, 2021