infuckted

infested with funk, stupidity, crabs, whatever, to such a degree that said object, person, or situation is rendered 'fucked up'

see infucktid

Out of fear that his hand may get infuckted, Byrd refuses to give "the shocker."

by Zhor August 24, 2005

infucktion

If you don't use a condom, you risk an infucktion.

The burning sensation may be a sign of an infucktion.

by dar ted April 13, 2006

infucktion

Sexually transmitted infection, STI is an illness that has a significant probability of transmission between humans or animals by means of sexual contact, including vaginal intercourse, oral sex, and anal sex. ...

If you're going to have sex, there really is only one way to protect yourself from contracting an INFUCTION, and that's by practicing safe sex. Latex condoms will keep you protected against most infucktions.

by CanuckGirl March 8, 2010

ear infucktion

ear infection, can't hear conversation, facetious of being deaf

Twat I cunt hear you, I have an ear infucktion.
Can you cum a titty bit closer?
Ahh never mind I'll just finger it out for myself.

by Vitamin_Deficiency April 5, 2011

Ear Infucktion

A sarcastic way of saying you aren't listening. Used in conjunction with "twat was that" and "cunt hear you".

Twat was that? I cunt hear you. I have a slut ear infucktion. Tits ok, I'll finger it out later.

by Otsego69 March 1, 2016

Ear Infucktion

When you want to be an ass to someone, it's a little joke you say.

"Do twat? I'm sorry! I cunt hear you! I must have an ear Infucktion! Won't you finger it out for me?"

by Edward Francis October 18, 2007

EAR INFUCKTION

Pain caused in the ear by fucking the ear with force.

Her boyfriend totally gave her an ear infucktion after their our sex fest last night.

by Yasirt November 20, 2007