human suitcase 

a midget on roller skates which is then dressed in your clothing and pulled through the airport like a roller suitcase.

from the SNL skit "city corespondent Stefon" Season 36 Episode 15

can be given to a loved one as a gift at Valentine's Day (human suitcase)

human suitcase by SNLlove March 1, 2011

Human Suitcase 

A midget on rollerblades who wears all your clothing while you pull him through an airport. Best described by Stefan (Bill Hader) on Saturday Night Live.

"I forgot my human suitcase at the airport, but he found his way home."

Human Suitcase by Alice Liddel March 1, 2011

Human Suitcase 

A midget on roller skates that wears all of an individual's clothes so that they can be pulled around an airport.

*as defined on SNL

I'm sorry sir but if you're going to insist that that man is a "human suitcase" and NOT a passenger then he is going to have to be stowed away in the overhead bins.

Human Suitcase by Alex Simms March 15, 2011

human suitcase 

A midget on roller skates wears all of your clothes

Amber was pulling her human suitcase through the airport

human suitcase by Jake2z March 1, 2011

Human Suitcase 

If you want a great Valentine's Day, you don't even need to leave the house; just give the person you love a romantic Valentine's Day gift, like Human Suitcases.

A "Human Suitcase" is that thing of when a midget on rollerskates wears all of your clothes and then you pull them through an airport.

Human Suitcase by Stefon, City Correspondent March 30, 2011

human suitcase 

when a midget in rollerskates, dress up in all your clothes... then you pull them through an airport

i got my girlfriend a human suitcase for valentines day

human suitcase by sfnaln March 6, 2011

Human Suitcase 

When one puts all of their clothes on a midget in roller skates and drags them through the airport, in lieu of using a normal suitcase.

I saw at least three human suitcases in LAX yesterday...man, the recession has hit hard.

Human Suitcase by Don Bigote March 1, 2011