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Amber Hearding 

To defecate while on something besides a toilet. Phrase was created by Jeff Dougal, when he saw a picture of a Portland Oregon protestor defecating on an upside down police car during a riot. This is because during the Johnny Depp defamation trial, it was disclosed that Amber Heard had left a stool on Johnny's bed.
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Amber Hearding 

When you walk into the room, hop up on the bed, dance sensually to get him in the mood. Then.. spontaneously lock eyes with your parter wild-eyed and ferral.. angrily drop Into a squat, grunting like Quest for fire while punching the gnarliest grumpy possible right on the middle of the bed.
I heard she's into Amber Hearding.. better buy rubber sheets..

Amber hearding 

poo on bed

Amber Hearding 

When your animal (or significant other if you’re Johnny Depp) defecates in non appropriate places.
I had to train my dog to stop her from Amber Hearding the bed.

Ian Harding 

A gorgeous young man who plays Ezra Fitz on the popular tv show Pretty Little Liars
Girl 1: Ian Somerhalder is soooo hot!

Girl 2: Ian Harding is hotter. His cheekbones are the work of God.

Girl 1: (Speechless)
Ian Harding by plllover March 13, 2011

Die-Harding

Driving close up behind an emergency vehicle to get through traffic. A technique used in Die Hard 3: With a Vengeance. Extra points if you called in the emergency yourself.
Traffic was a nightmare last night so I called an ambulance and was Die-Harding for 15 blocks. Saved me 45 minutes.
Die-Harding by RoadRageRay December 5, 2013

Goo hoarding 

When girls hoard large amounts of shampoos, nail polishes, lip-glosses, and general goo-esq. makeups. (Founded by Jenna Marbles' on screen boyfriend Max in the "What I dont understand about girls" episode.
Jenna Marbles is a self admitted "Goo hoarder" in that she is often found Goo Hoarding, especially in her purse.

"Oh man her purse is so full of uselss lipglosses"
"Yeah shes really goo hoarding"
Goo hoarding by fowcuealrusnf7 November 11, 2012