by MaryJaneJoanRivers August 29, 2021
When you get drunk as fuck and your friend Kyle decides to hit you with his dick while he pees. Is Illegal in some regions.
by Cjbitchnut4 November 26, 2020
In british a hobknocker is a person who runs in the streets and hits people in their balls, or a person who hits people in the face with his balls. Used for swearing meaning a person who is a way too much annoying and stuff.
by xSwagDoe April 7, 2013
1. A person who Masturbates in public restaurants.
2. A man who uses his cock to slap other people in the face.
3. A person who uses their dick as a weapon to the point where they delude themselves into thinking it can deflect bullets.
4. A person who jerks off with other people in the room who can clearly see it and has little empathy for their disgust or discomfort.
5. A man who Chops another mans balls off and tries to give the mutilated balls a handjob.
2. A man who uses his cock to slap other people in the face.
3. A person who uses their dick as a weapon to the point where they delude themselves into thinking it can deflect bullets.
4. A person who jerks off with other people in the room who can clearly see it and has little empathy for their disgust or discomfort.
5. A man who Chops another mans balls off and tries to give the mutilated balls a handjob.
a.Oh my god dude don't look over there! That dude's a hobknocker!
b. See that guy over there? He's a total hobknocker don't let children near him. He's sick and wrong.
c. That guy thought he could deflect bullets with his cock and use it as a sword! What a hobknocker!!!
d. Dude stop being a hobknocker! We are all getting sick from your disgusting actions! go to the fucking bathroom if you're gonna do that!
e. That sadist is a total hobknocker
b. See that guy over there? He's a total hobknocker don't let children near him. He's sick and wrong.
c. That guy thought he could deflect bullets with his cock and use it as a sword! What a hobknocker!!!
d. Dude stop being a hobknocker! We are all getting sick from your disgusting actions! go to the fucking bathroom if you're gonna do that!
e. That sadist is a total hobknocker
by The True Anti-Hero March 25, 2010
It is a made up word from the show iCarly. Wade Collins uses it to describe Freddy, Carly, Sam and Spencer. The writers of the show try to keep it a mystery but there is alot of speculation in the fanbase. The Merrian-Webster dictionary defines "hob" as a synonym for mischief or something illegal. Therefore, if it's gross AND illegal it most likely is one who is a necrophiliac or one who indulges in incest. However, judging by iCarly's target demographic of 10-15 year olds, it probably means incest since negrophilia is usually related to gross-er matters. Many fans believe that it may mean a prostitute; however, they forget that they replace "whore" with "skunkbag" just the way they replace "dipshit" with "dipwad."
by Penoris August 11, 2009
There are two definitions for a hobknocker.
Definition #1: A man who sexes animals. (A.K.A. Beastiality)
Definition #2: A man, or chick with a dick that slaps people in the face with their dick.
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Brought to you by: Corinne && Jilliann.
Definition #1: A man who sexes animals. (A.K.A. Beastiality)
Definition #2: A man, or chick with a dick that slaps people in the face with their dick.
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Brought to you by: Corinne && Jilliann.
by FreakOfThePopa June 8, 2010
by Harin123 February 8, 2009