Herman is a Chinese man that has a penis so small that you can use it to clean the space between your teeth. This is also a way of saying someone has a small dick.
by Noonmaster69 May 7, 2019
As made popular by the original musical, "A Very Potter Sequel", a musical parody of The Harry Potter Series. In the show, none of the characters can say Hermione Granger's name correctly, so they call her "Herman" and other variations of Hermione. such as Hermanin, Hermaninoid, Hermainee, , Hermananim, Hermononucleosis, and Herman-monster!
Delores Umbridge: "Bed time chil'ens... Don't let the boggarts bite! Oh-whoops, that's Hermi-Herman-Hermione.. Never mind." (taken from A Very Potter Sequel)
by mamaumbridge017 January 12, 2011
1. (noun) A person that has "big hair"
2. (adjective) To relate another part of a persons body to a Herman (big hair)
2. (adjective) To relate another part of a persons body to a Herman (big hair)
by Raoul D 1 January 9, 2006
A herman is a creature that climbs over rooftops in Finnmark, he also loves his Tacos on the roof, not only does he climb all over the place, he also flies wherever he wants.
by Hermynator123 February 4, 2016
Coming in at 1:30 and taking a half hour lunch.
Not doing work because can't do side to side or over head motions with arm.
Not doing work because can't do side to side or over head motions with arm.
by Dizzle Dana January 18, 2008
The definitional word you use to describe a human being you see, and cannot distinguish if they are of the male or female gender.
Person 1: Hey, is that a guy or a girl?
Person 2: I'm not sure, it looks like both
Person 1: Well, it's hard to tell with the hair, and those could just be man boobs
Person 2: Let's just call it a Herman, okay?
Person 2: I'm not sure, it looks like both
Person 1: Well, it's hard to tell with the hair, and those could just be man boobs
Person 2: Let's just call it a Herman, okay?
by dietcola July 10, 2009
An Vaudeville entertainer practicing the craft of Hermantry, usually targeted towards the entertainment of children. Hermans are known to wear bright yellow suits, black crew neck shirts, pale yellow body paint, a tight crew cut, and usually have floppy ears. They keep no teeth in sight preferring to be seen with their true yellow colors. Hermans are usually solitary peopl as the craft requires great devotion.
"How did you come to the craft of Hermantry?"
"It came to me in my sleep one day. I just knew it was my calling. And here I am, 50 years later, unmarried, floppy ears, havent seen my teeth since 2010, but no regrets... I brought a lot of joy."
"You certainly were a great Herman, the last of a dying breed."
"It came to me in my sleep one day. I just knew it was my calling. And here I am, 50 years later, unmarried, floppy ears, havent seen my teeth since 2010, but no regrets... I brought a lot of joy."
"You certainly were a great Herman, the last of a dying breed."
by The chocolate couch March 15, 2010