A four piece noise rock band from Los Angeles, CA. First started playing together in 2006 at the Smell; an all ages DIY venue in downtown LA.

Recorded their first album at the Smell in 2006- 2007. Say it was the 'worse idea' and 'super stressful'

Touring follwed all over the US and Europe. Now say Liverpool is a good city to go to.

After the Crystal Castles remix of 'Crimewave' entered the top spot in the UK indie charts. HEALTH produced a remix album titled HEALTH// DISCO. The line reads 'ALL THE HITS REMIXED'. The album featured remixers and dance producers hand picked by the band.

Recorded their second album, this time in a studio. Again, they said it was 'super stressful'. Though they later cleared up that everything they do is stressful.

For the release of the new album the band came up with the Golden Ticket Give-away. The band hand made all the 66 tickets, all related to different prizes. The band made a point by only putting the album cd's with the tickets only available to buy in indie stores. The band also drew up a list of prizes that correlated to the number on the ticket. Prizes inlcude: all paid trip to LA, objects signed in the bands own blood and a bag of cat hair.

Touring followed. This time the band went to Australia and New Zealand.

HEALTH have an internet television show which will feature members of the band called HEALTHvision. Also in early 2010 will produce one off designer items for a limited time.

HEALTH is all caps
HEALTH NOISE CAPS LA THE SMELL
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Word to describe an awesome person/action/situation
Dude 1: I slammed two bitches last night.
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Sacrastic for for being in a healthy and well state of mind and fittness. Generaly un healthy.
In High school she was hot now Lisa is just health.
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A large black man with a penis that stretches down to the floor who hangs out in prison showers waiting to anally rape the smaller prisoners. Featured in an episode of The Boondocks where Tom DuBois had a dream where he went to jail and dropped the soap in front of the Health Inspector.
"Nah, nah nigga, you ain't finished. I've been watching you. You ain't washed behind yo ears or nothin'. Look at me, see how I'm all clean and glistenin' and shit? That's hygiene nigga. You can call me the health inspecta. NOW PICK UP THE SOAP!! "-The Health Inspector
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Oh, you wanted a polish map? Well I have something better: operation health
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A Health Hazard is something for which there is statistically significant evidence based on at least one study conducted in accordance with established scientific principles that acute or chronic health effects may occur in people exposed to its effects. One of the commonest, that most people know about is asbestos.
Malcolm’s back from leave and giving everyone a pain in the arse.”
“That bastard ought to be classed as a health hazard.”
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A period of re-education at a state funded school that teaches a variety of techniques to damage health: suicide, promiscuity, fornication, debauchery, recreational drugs.

On occasion teens will be advised not to ride in vehicles with intoxicated operators.
In Health Class you'll receive free condoms and be told to fornicate wildly if you want. This is not health advise.
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