HLS

Half-Life Security...
double duh

HLS is the number one clan in CAL.

by BOYO November 16, 2004

HLS

Horny Little Spic, nickname i made up for my 1/2 Mexican friend Josh, he thinks its funny.

Josh, ur such an HLS!

by Int February 1, 2005

hl

hl or Half-Life, a popular single player and multiplayer game produced by Valve.

hl is the best game ever; I really got owned in hl today

by Gikata March 10, 2004

HL

Hardcore Laugh. a very laud, sudden laugh in response to something very funny.

"I'm totally gonna HL if she falls off that table"
"when that guy stepped on the mayonnaise packet and it squirted all over that woman's dress, I HL'd for like ten minutes streight."

by fivetoedsloth June 3, 2009

hl

short for half-life

when the fuck is hl 2 comming out

by chemical_bass February 25, 2004

HL

Hardcore Laugh. a very loud, sudden laugh in response to something very funny.

"I'm totally gonna HL if she falls off that table"
"when that guy stepped on the mayonnaise packet and it squirted all over that woman's dress, I HL'd for like ten minutes streight."

by fivetoedsloth June 3, 2009

hls

An acronym used by Eric Bischoff on Monday Night RAW between 2002 and 2005 standing for Hot Lesbian Sex. He had two scantily clad women come down to the ring and kiss and undress each other. When they were down to their scivies, Bischoff or some other wrestling talent would come out and interupt the girls. This would leave the audience disappointed and booing.

Bischoff: "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you HLS!"

by Tiph January 24, 2008