2 definitions by Tiph

Top Definition
When you're incredibly tired and yawn so hard that you snort.
"What the heck was that? "
"I'm so tired, i yorted."

"I was yorting all night, because i was so exhausted and tired. "
by tiph September 18, 2015

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hls
An acronym used by Eric Bischoff on Monday Night RAW between 2002 and 2005 standing for Hot Lesbian Sex. He had two scantily clad women come down to the ring and kiss and undress each other. When they were down to their scivies, Bischoff or some other wrestling talent would come out and interupt the girls. This would leave the audience disappointed and booing.
Bischoff: "Ladies and gentlemen, I give you HLS!"
by Tiph January 23, 2008

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