Person 1: Dude, let's go play some Grand Theft Horse....I mean Red Dead Redemption!
by Mr. Grape Drank December 12, 2010
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the act of paying a hooker for sex then killing her to get your money back and save some cash just like in grand theft auto
in these tough times i have to commit grand theft pussy to just to save a few dollars
by That Nigga Rob December 7, 2009
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When your agoraphobia is so severe that you can navigate your way around easier in GTA than the city you live in irl.
Mark: "Hey, I'm catching a flight on saturday, do you think you could take me to the airport?"

Carl: "Sorry man, I've never been that far from home. I could've taken you if we were living in Las Venturas."

Mark: "That's a game..."

Carl: "Yeah.... but my Grand Theft Agoraphobia you know..."
by Grove Street Green September 29, 2010
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A sexual act made famous by the Grand Theft Auto video game series where a man picks up a prostitute, pays her for her services, and then runs her over in the car he picked her up in and retrieves his spent money.
Steve: Why is your Benjamin red?

Dan: I performed the Grand Theft Auto last night and couldn't get the blood out of the money
by Charlie T. July 21, 2016
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Ones act of stealing a taco from the pile of Taco Bell on the Table at a College party . and this is done with out anyone knowing.

But to be done correctly this taker of the taco must post on Facebook after the deed was done. " GRAND THEFT Taco"
" DUDE I JUST GRAND THEFT TACO THAT TABLE AT THIS DOPE PARTY"

"POSTED ON FB " -GRAND THEFT TACO-
by MR. RAGE MF February 12, 2011
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