Goosed

1. The act in which a person screws something up, or to be a screw-up (being a "goose")
2. To be extremely drunk on the vodka brand "Grey Goose"

1. You: "Uh-oh, i forgot to give that woman her five dollars in change"

Me: "You goosed it, bud!"

2. You: "I drank so much last night that I don't remember anything"

Me: "You got really goosed on vodka and then passed out with that haggard ass chick.

by GooseMan March 26, 2013

Goosed

Past tense-To mess up or ruin

Oh boy I sure goosed that joke

by Writers_Instinct March 26, 2018

Goosed

Scared, feared that you might get robbed

Person 1: I was with some guys last night walkin late n shit and passed by this white couple they were goosed as hell.

by FloridaSlangGuy December 16, 2017

Goosed

Goosed is a way of simply implying how drunk you are. Goose is the name of the all alcoholic drinks.

Josh: Bro im goosed asf.

On another occasion: Josh: Go get the goose. Im tryna get drunk

by shalal boy December 9, 2019

Goosed

A form of doggystyle where the male is usually standing and the female is on all fours. The male then mounts the top of her booty, bends his legs, and continues to slam her from behind.

"Bruh I goosed the hell out of that girl last night! I was balls deep"

by Reynoldswrap26 April 7, 2016

Goosed

To be found out, caught out or discvored doing something risky.

Your dad totally goosed me poling your mum.

by Ninja Steve May 21, 2004

Goosed

When a bird drops their "business" on an unsuspecting person.

Damn, that old man in the park just got goosed on.

by Gautam March 31, 2004