by Mr. Bobber September 20, 2006
gooooooooooooooooolies! goolies! goolies!
by HIMinion January 1, 2005
A specific hardcore army of fat hungry anoying women. They travel in packs, are chuby and have a lot of mass. They spread from Hazlet N.J to west of Indianapolis. They come out when it's humidtheir feeding frenzy. The leader;(the 1 we don't speek of)travels by herself because she is so big and goolish that she can fuck up or even EAT any bitch tryin to get in her way.
ben:did you hear that the goolies are coming to our town?
vinny:yes i already locked up my food cabnets.
ben:great!!
vinny:yes i already locked up my food cabnets.
ben:great!!
by bennynoodles April 3, 2008
by BooBooBear January 18, 2005
(Or, "ball clencher", "cheek clencher", or just "clencher" for short)
A bad or painful result. Similar to having one's goolies put in a vice. Can also mean a bad or painful result for someone else.
A bad or painful result. Similar to having one's goolies put in a vice. Can also mean a bad or painful result for someone else.
Glen: What's up dude?
Sandeep: My God. I followed our analyst recommendation and bought Enron bonds. They've just filed for Chapter 11 and there's no bid for the shit. I've just lost $35,000,000.
Glen: Wow, that is a Class A goolie-clencher. Think you'd better find a headhunter.
Mark: How did the Quantum Mechanics exam go?
John: Terrible. Question 2, you had to derive the magnetic moment of the electron from scratch!
Mark: WHAT? What a ball-clencher! That takes hours!
Duncan: Was that snotty kid we saw last year bowling his shite?
Josh: Yeah, first two balls I smacked him for six, and then the next one I drove it back over his head for four missing his head by about 2 inches ...
Duncan: Clench!
Sandeep: My God. I followed our analyst recommendation and bought Enron bonds. They've just filed for Chapter 11 and there's no bid for the shit. I've just lost $35,000,000.
Glen: Wow, that is a Class A goolie-clencher. Think you'd better find a headhunter.
Mark: How did the Quantum Mechanics exam go?
John: Terrible. Question 2, you had to derive the magnetic moment of the electron from scratch!
Mark: WHAT? What a ball-clencher! That takes hours!
Duncan: Was that snotty kid we saw last year bowling his shite?
Josh: Yeah, first two balls I smacked him for six, and then the next one I drove it back over his head for four missing his head by about 2 inches ...
Duncan: Clench!
by mp666 March 5, 2010
Ex1. Dre has the best hoolie goolie in town. The smokers dont know till the pipe turn black.
Ex2. That nigga down the street sold me some hoolie goolie that just popped a bitch hootie!
Ex2. That nigga down the street sold me some hoolie goolie that just popped a bitch hootie!
by Jessethatrackstar November 29, 2016
'' My ging gongs are goolied! ''
by ging gongs September 12, 2011