Girl 1: Babe, why are you going out with him? You're way too good.
Girl 2: He's perfect <3
Girl 1: Pfft, Goldilocks much?
Girl 2: He's perfect <3
Girl 1: Pfft, Goldilocks much?
by Ben.... April 19, 2011
Derogatory slang word used by the more refined English teachers in France. Most often used when giving opinions about ministerial edicts.
by foonist66 June 30, 2011
Verb. To goldilocks is to steal something that doesn't belong to you. Often, it refers to the theft of something left unattended, frequently food or drink.
by Deacon23 September 17, 2010
You put your dick in a girl's butt but it's too tight
You put you dick in a girls vagina but it's too loose
So, you put your dick in her mouth and it's JUST RIGHT
You put you dick in a girls vagina but it's too loose
So, you put your dick in her mouth and it's JUST RIGHT
I hooked up with Pamela once. It was a Goldilocks experience...the first two holes just weren't working
by alittlehart May 4, 2007
you prepare yourself a meal early in the day and refrigerate for later consumption and your roommate/spouse/someone other then you, microwaves it all, eats half of it and puts it back in the fridge rendering it un-edible because it cannot be re-heated twice for fear of food poisoning.
much like goldilocks and the 3 bears (taking wee bites of porridge and not finishing all of it)
much like goldilocks and the 3 bears (taking wee bites of porridge and not finishing all of it)
by gorgeousgeorge83 April 14, 2010
As a woman, only one cock will fit her vag perfectly. She will search for years to find that cock. A Goldilocks cock is one that is not too big, and not too small, but just right.
by djdelanez September 14, 2018
Janet: I slept with Ed last night...
Mandy: Really? How big was his junk?
Janet: Well, it wasn't too small and it wasn't too big...
Mandy: Oh, he's obviously got a Goldilocks Cock then.
Mandy: Really? How big was his junk?
Janet: Well, it wasn't too small and it wasn't too big...
Mandy: Oh, he's obviously got a Goldilocks Cock then.
by dabruce June 19, 2014