Gnarl Shine 

To blow someone off hard core and without a reason. To stand someone up.

"Shane is really lame. We had plans to go to the club on Saturday and the bastard thoroughly gnarl shined me. Didn't even call. Fucker."

"I'm sick of Chris' bullshit attitude. I'm going to gnarl shine him for surfing today."

Gnarl Shine by HankB June 15, 2009

Gnarl-donkulous 

A term used to define something as both totally amazing and completely unbeleivable. (Particularly used at extreme sporting events)

Dude, did you jst see that 1080 backflip, over those 20 buses? It was gnarl-donkulous!

Gnarl-donkulous by OMG!Art September 11, 2012

Gnarl Malone 

A word used to describe a person who pulls off consistently gnarly moves, whether it be in surfing, skating, or any other aspect of life.

"Bro, did you see that huge backside air Steve just busted, that was Gnarl Malone"

Gnarl Malone by MixMasterMiketheLongHairedDiva September 25, 2005

flying gnarl whale 

when a girl is giving a guy a bj, he uses his fingers to give the girl a wet willie, while the girl is waving her arms, hence making her look like a flying gnarl whale, with the guy's dick as the whale's horn.

dude, i actually thought my girlfriend was a whale last night, thats how good she is at giving flying gnarl whales.

flying gnarl whale by flyinggnarlwhale January 20, 2008

Smoking Gnarl 

A person who is 25 and looks 45, drives a 1985 saturn with at least one missing hub cab.. Usually seen outside a supermarket shivering next to the " smokers pole"

The smoking gnarl rear ended me . Since the gnarl had no insurance since they spend all their money on cigerettes, I had to pay my own repair bill

Smoking Gnarl by TGCCME March 5, 2011

Schralp the gnarl 

To athletically excel in challenging conditions, such as deep powder while skiing or large waves while surfing.

After a large snowstorm on Mammoth mountain, Mark can't wait to schralp the gnarl.

Schralp the gnarl by Spiezio December 15, 2008

hot gnarl 

This being the practise of fellatio upon a penis or pink oboe immediately after withdrawral from the anus after an act of buggery. The term implys that the penis is warm and has pebbledash coating the shaft of the penis.

David buggered Sandra mercilessly, then he withdrew his penis and thrust it into her mouth, he observed that his member was brownish with feces yet he insisted that she provided him with a hot gnarl.

hot gnarl by Clinton Sounds February 1, 2004