Gerg 

someone that very very rarely gets sex

what a gerg, he hasn't a root since that foul smelling granny raped him up the bum with a zucchini

Gerg by bucket! February 21, 2003

Gerg 

Someone who slacks off!

Hey you Gerger, why don't you do some work!

Gerg by Cath Ellis & Jesse Spezza April 15, 2006

Gerg 

One of great cynicism and wisdom

Gerg's prophecies:
1. People Shit Me
3. Just Leave Me The Fuck Alone
4. Bring back Hunters
5. The Truth Hurts

Gerg by Rachel February 22, 2003

Gerg 

Another word for ripping a huge fart.

I totally thought I sharted today, but it was only a gerg.

Gerg by lulucha August 7, 2010

Gerg 

A mini-vomit you catch in the back of your throat or mouth.

That disgusting stewed spinach made me gerg.

Gerg by David December 2, 2003

Gerg 

A fake word made bye a boy from the U.S.A. in 2009 when he was 11 years old, he was playing with the word blogging up a storm at his friend's house one night when watching a movie. That word then based his own personal language off of this word, now meaning mostly "Go". Sometimes if you are talking in the language and you get carried away you can use the word to replace any English word that starts with the letter"G" .

I want to gerg to the Ice Cream Shop.

Gerg by Hockey Kit-Kat November 13, 2011

Gerg 

Someone rachel wishes whe was more like

"Damn, I wish I was more of a Gerg", Rachel said.

Gerg by Anonymous February 22, 2003