Gerard

A name applied to all manner of things that you can form an obsession with. Most commonly known as the best black moor goldfish of all time, Gerard. A smart, gorgeous ladies-fish/man who gets all the girl (and guy) goldfish in his aqua tank. Gerard is easy to talk to, but sometimes has a temper. Gerard...is the love of everyone's life.

"Guess who helped me with my problems today?"

"Who!?"

"Gerard!"

"Oh my gosh! You are so lucky!"

:)

by A_zn! Hor$e. April 21, 2010

Gerard

Intelligent, caring, nice, cute, and sexy person. He's into video games, which is so awesome. He's a fun person to be around and is missed so much when apart from him. Once you meet him, he'll be all you think about. He is an amazing person.

I'm trying hard to figure out just how I ever did without Gerard.

by BewitchingSamantha April 30, 2011

Gerard

Gerard is very hot with a nice bod and abs.Gerard is french for huge dick. Gerard' are usually tall like 6'1 and above. They are very athletic and usally get really good at 1-2 sports in high school and collage. They are in love with boobs and nice butts

abs butt tall dick gerard

by Marrissa63 January 19, 2014

Gerard

A brave, intelectual man. He questions what the world is and often has deep conversations. A Gerard will question the universe and why we are here, usually talking all at once or never at all. He has a great body and physique, and he is either always bragging about it or completely humble to how good he looks. He can occasionally be snappy, but he will always apologize right after. He will get members of both genders throwing themselves at him, though he usually oblivious to it. A Gerard is bipolar, nervous, funny, kind and a total experience.

That man should have been named Gerard

by a-person??? February 20, 2017

Gerard

To flagrantly get weird behind DJ booths with intent to elicit sexual arousal in surrounding female patrons.

Did you see that dude busting gnarly moves backstage last night?

Yeah bro... He gerarded so hard my girlfriend fuckin left with him

by Fuhbraubs January 25, 2016

Gerard

A traitor who quits the group chat he founded because he couldn’t sleep.

He is such a Gerard. Like hasn’t he ever heard of the do not disturb button! There are so many easier and less stupid options than to just leave!

by Matisse.trolldoll July 11, 2018

Gerard

This name is Netherlands and means "Spear", The people with this mostly grows up to be awesome, Loves chelsea and Jeff is his best friend

Gerard

by Trololol.. October 15, 2013