Garfunkel 

To laugh so hard that milk (or other liquid) shoots out of one's nose. Possibly derived from the sound made as a liquid is expelled from the nostrils or from the prominent nose of Art Garfunkel of the singing duo Simon and Garfunkel.

Stop joking around! I almost garfunkeled my Kool-Aid!

Garfunkel by KToTheDog September 1, 2011

Garfunkel 

A term that can be used to substitute in for a curse word.

Person: I just nailed my hand to a post! Garfunkel!

Garfunkel by Tom Canty October 4, 2012

garfunkel 

Someone that you can't tell if they are a boy or a girl.

Is that a dude?

No it's a garfunkel

garfunkel by nigtig March 20, 2011

garfunkel 

the practice of placing sheets of toilet paper around the seat in a public toilet so you don't catch anus germs.

from Simon and Garfunkel's album:
A Bridge Over Troubled Water

there's the public toilets, if you're that desperate, just garfunkel it.

garfunkel by Kov August 1, 2007

garfunkel 

to make up words

Example 1: Frindle is a classic garfunkeled word.

Example 2: Urban Dictionary is the capital of garfunkeling on the net.

garfunkel by missmuffinface May 13, 2009

garfunkel 

nocturnal gaseous discharge from the rectum

you garfunkeled so loudly last night, it woke me up from a sound sleep.

garfunkel by mikaige June 11, 2006

Garfunkel 

When you fart and your asscheeks smack against eachother so that they get numb

Guy 1: Oh no! i think im gonna let out a Garfunkel! tell my family that i love them.

Guy 2: Im so sorry bro i will always remember you.

Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Garfunkel by dinkelberries, puken January 17, 2020