A complete waste of time. Why should I spend 10 hours a day revising for one piece of paper. And why shoud one piece of paper define my life.
by redfg April 17, 2019
Courses that all UK teenagers are required to complete. Can be in subjects of choice, though Maths, Science, English and a foreign language are compulsory.
Most 14-16 year olds will either disregard their educational obligations completely, or stress themselves out so much that they are incapable of enjoying the supposedly 'best years' of their lives.
I have the good fortune to be one of the blessed people who trudge along, painfully completing coursework and grudgingly sit mock exams - and still manage to have some sort of a life.
Most 14-16 year olds will either disregard their educational obligations completely, or stress themselves out so much that they are incapable of enjoying the supposedly 'best years' of their lives.
I have the good fortune to be one of the blessed people who trudge along, painfully completing coursework and grudgingly sit mock exams - and still manage to have some sort of a life.
"fuck! my GCSE'S are next month and I've spent most of my time flicking through NME and downloading porn!'
by Apostrophe Loon November 21, 2004
Teenagers subjected to GCSE's are forced to waste their Secondary School lives working for something which ultimately benefits their school more than themeselves, hence the term "enslavement". Enslavement is also used to signify the lack of any real choice in the matter, since it is forced on the adolescents, many of whom would far rather watch porn and sniff glue.
by king me June 4, 2005
by Chrome78 June 5, 2019
The worst possible punishment inflictable upon humans, right up there with death by elephant and being skinned alive. Brits will understand.
Judge: I have found you guilty of 975 murders, so you will be subjected to a month of GCSEs.
Criminal: NO! Anything but that
Criminal: NO! Anything but that
by Noxious fumes inhaler June 15, 2023
In year 9 you'll unknowingly sign up thinking its a great idea then you'll scrape and struggle through year 10 then year 11 comes and you'd rather burn in a pit in hell than hold a pencil it will make you reconsider life no joke don't ever pick it unless your some sort of fucking Picasso
by toes38 January 13, 2020
When you are told so often about your gcses and what you need for them that you tend to spew random facts in inappropriate scenarios. Gcse syndrome also means you understand memes that otherwise make no sense.
Friend "bro i wanna jump off a cliff"
You "yeah i wanna do an eva smith"
Friend "bruh you got a serious case of gcse syndrome there"
You "yeah i wanna do an eva smith"
Friend "bruh you got a serious case of gcse syndrome there"
by Speccy_nerd_xoxo November 9, 2019