Fuck your hat

A quick one line statement used when you have no come-back. Ie, if someone outsmarts you.

"Ryan, your breath smells like shit"
"Fuck your hat dicko"

by Denis T June 17, 2008

Hat Fuck

When a male inserts his penis into the little hole of a hat where you can adjust the tightness of the hat.

Jack: "Man, my dick really hurts from lastnight..."
Jeff: "From what now?"
Jack: "I hat fucked my flatbrim hat because my wife wasn't in the mood."

by BlackLaceThong May 31, 2016

go fuck your hat

Your a cluster fuck of stupidity.

Could you kindly go fuck your hat.

by Fat Tampon 5309 March 12, 2021

fuck my hat, I didn't know that

Rhyming expression for use when you really didn't know something, and were maybe even the last person on earth to find out. Goes to show you really do learn something new every day.

'You mean you can't get pregnant by sharing a facecloth? Fuck my hat, I didn't know that!'

by mockschmock December 8, 2006

douche hatted fuck monkey

A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.

Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey

by Kidl154 September 10, 2014