6 definitions by Denis T

octowussy

As used by Nelson in the simpsons when he instructs Bart to shoot a bird with a pellet Gun.

Nelson: "You'll never be a super-stud like me!"
Bart: "No you wont, your an octowussy! Look at me I'm bart i walk like this and want to marry milhouse!"

by Denis T June 19, 2008

Swinging Pig

A pub in Rockingham, West Australia, that is frequented by naval personal (especially pay day thursday) and young mothers looking for a daddy for their bastard child. Swinging pig is derived from 'rocking' and 'ham'.
Be aware, fights in or outside the pub are almost a given every Thursday night, with bored locals meeting up and fighting for no reason.

Guy 1: U going to the swinging pig tonite?

Guy 2: Shiit.... do i have to?

Guy 3: Nothing else to do in this scumbo town

by Denis T July 21, 2008

pisswreck

A person who has had to much to drink, therefore becoming messy and unmanageable. Making a fool of ones self is also a trademark of a pisswreck

The guys had half a carton of beer and is an absolute pisswreck

by Denis T June 17, 2008

Scrote Rag

A peice of toilet tissue cupped over a man's scrote when taking a sloppy shit. Ths prevents splash back, leaving the nutsack dry and fresh.

After a large and spicey curry, John was thankful for his Scrote Rag

by Denis T July 21, 2008

scrote rag

When you have a real sloppy shit, you get a peice of toilet tissue and cup it around your nuts preventing splashback.

Man, i just had the sloppiest shit... lucky i used a scrote rag

by Denis T July 19, 2008

Fuck your hat

A quick one line statement used when you have no come-back. Ie, if someone outsmarts you.

"Ryan, your breath smells like shit"
"Fuck your hat dicko"

by Denis T June 17, 2008