A member of the Free Republic, a conservative news site. Because Liberalism has shifted so extremely to the left, some people view Conservatives as unstable extremists. Not so.
A Freeper believes that the Iraq war must be won, not only for the sake of stability in the Middle east, not only to avoid wasting the over 2000 lives of the American military that have already been spent building Democracy in an area of tyrants, but simply to protect our own shores from the rabid terrorists who would soon be over here were we to pull up stakes and surrender to the criminals there.
by RoadTest December 12, 2005
A facebook creeper. Someone who chronically checks pictures, usually of the opposite sex.
Also has a lot of friends on facebook that they do not actually know.
Also has a lot of friends on facebook that they do not actually know.
Shirley: Why is Dexter's laptop always on when we go over?
Jan: Ya, he is on facebook chat all the time! What is he doing?
Shirley: He is probably a freeper.
Jan: /shutters
Jan: Ya, he is on facebook chat all the time! What is he doing?
Shirley: He is probably a freeper.
Jan: /shutters
by John Joe Doe August 24, 2009
A FReeper is a member of Free Republic, a supposedly open conservative forum devoted to issues dear to the hearts of patriotic Americans.
Issues important to FReepers include:
1) Unlimited access to firearms, including but not limited to: hand guns, machine guns, sniper rifles, RPG and other explosive anti personnel weapons, as well as small nuclear devices. These weapons should be available for sale, by constitutional right, everywhere without restriction or registration.
It is also the constitutional right of every American to carry any and all of the above weapons in any public place including; churches, maternity wards, the public highways, sporting events and most appropriately, funerals.
2) The FReeper does not believe in Democracy except at the State level. For the FReeper, the Federal government is merely a vehicle for the usurpation of freedom by Communists and Democrats (who FReepers view to be pretty much the same thing)
3) The FReeper is pro life except for illegal aliens (any brown non English speaking person), traffic violators and teenagers who walk across your lawn, all of whom can and should be shot in self defense.
Issues important to FReepers include:
1) Unlimited access to firearms, including but not limited to: hand guns, machine guns, sniper rifles, RPG and other explosive anti personnel weapons, as well as small nuclear devices. These weapons should be available for sale, by constitutional right, everywhere without restriction or registration.
It is also the constitutional right of every American to carry any and all of the above weapons in any public place including; churches, maternity wards, the public highways, sporting events and most appropriately, funerals.
2) The FReeper does not believe in Democracy except at the State level. For the FReeper, the Federal government is merely a vehicle for the usurpation of freedom by Communists and Democrats (who FReepers view to be pretty much the same thing)
3) The FReeper is pro life except for illegal aliens (any brown non English speaking person), traffic violators and teenagers who walk across your lawn, all of whom can and should be shot in self defense.
4) The FReeper believes the world is divided into two groups; Freedom loving, God fearing, Americans (themselves) and
Communists, Illegal Alien Panderers, Islamofascists and their enablers (everyone else)
5) FReepers are tax hawks except for federal funding for the military, for whom no amount of money earned, taxed or borrowed is ever too much. Any military adventure or cockamamy weapons program is worthy of patriotic support.
FReepers who deviate from the herd on any of these subjects are generally not welcome at FR and will likely face the banhammer, or Zot as it is known on FR.
Communists, Illegal Alien Panderers, Islamofascists and their enablers (everyone else)
5) FReepers are tax hawks except for federal funding for the military, for whom no amount of money earned, taxed or borrowed is ever too much. Any military adventure or cockamamy weapons program is worthy of patriotic support.
FReepers who deviate from the herd on any of these subjects are generally not welcome at FR and will likely face the banhammer, or Zot as it is known on FR.
by The-Big-G November 2, 2011
Posters at conservative website www.freerepublic.com who demonstrate their stunning grasp of wold events daily by reposting e-mailed prayers, dictates from the Presidential Prayer Team, urban legend spam e-mail, and making stupefyingly narrow minded commentary on the place of the USA in the greater world. Freepers away from their keyboard can often be found at gun shows, tractor pulls, bowling alleys, and drinking Mad Dog 20-20 in church dumpsters.
Freeper children are colloqially referred to as "Freeplings" and often spring from different fathers. Freeplings can be discovered in public schools when they unmask by challenging their biology teacher to a debate about Charles Darwin and Evolutionary Theory, two subjects to which they have never been exposed.
Freepers pride themselves on their inability to grasp scientific, mathematical, language learning, or basic dental hygene. Freepers commonly believe that the bible was written in English, that Benjamin Franklin was a Chinese transsexual, that The Confederacy triumphed during the Civil War, and toothbrushes are the implements of a Satanic Communist plot spurred on by the Cavity Creeps
Freeper males can be distinguished by their baseball hats, chewing tobacco stained beards, and low wage jobs. They also maintain a persistant odor of cheap scotch and generic cigarettes.
Freeper females can be distinguished by their baseball hats, chewing tobacco stained beards, and low wage jobs. They also maintain a persistant odor of cheap scotch and generic cigarettes. Freeper females enter breeding age at 12 and often begin reproducing within their family unit at 13.
Many Freeplings are crosseyed hemophiliacs.
Freepers thrive under the misconception that President Bush would like to share a warm Strohs beer and some Buffalo wings with them. They also believe President Bush is infallable, can heal the sick, and were it not for those meddling demoncrats have already thrown the UN out of New York, invaded every other country on Earth to seed democracy, and lowered their taxes such that they could finally pay off their 1984 Chevy Custom Deluxe pickup.
Freeper children are colloqially referred to as "Freeplings" and often spring from different fathers. Freeplings can be discovered in public schools when they unmask by challenging their biology teacher to a debate about Charles Darwin and Evolutionary Theory, two subjects to which they have never been exposed.
Freepers pride themselves on their inability to grasp scientific, mathematical, language learning, or basic dental hygene. Freepers commonly believe that the bible was written in English, that Benjamin Franklin was a Chinese transsexual, that The Confederacy triumphed during the Civil War, and toothbrushes are the implements of a Satanic Communist plot spurred on by the Cavity Creeps
Freeper males can be distinguished by their baseball hats, chewing tobacco stained beards, and low wage jobs. They also maintain a persistant odor of cheap scotch and generic cigarettes.
Freeper females can be distinguished by their baseball hats, chewing tobacco stained beards, and low wage jobs. They also maintain a persistant odor of cheap scotch and generic cigarettes. Freeper females enter breeding age at 12 and often begin reproducing within their family unit at 13.
Many Freeplings are crosseyed hemophiliacs.
Freepers thrive under the misconception that President Bush would like to share a warm Strohs beer and some Buffalo wings with them. They also believe President Bush is infallable, can heal the sick, and were it not for those meddling demoncrats have already thrown the UN out of New York, invaded every other country on Earth to seed democracy, and lowered their taxes such that they could finally pay off their 1984 Chevy Custom Deluxe pickup.
by BigMcLargehuge October 25, 2006
Someone who is paid to endlessly post talking points, rhetoric, and propaganda to internet forums and blogs. Because the right-wing is more organized, freepers almost always espouse a right-wing neocon perspective. Also, freepers will almost always mindlessly defend the "moron-in-chief" even when it is clearly unwarrranted. The word "freeper" is derived from the term for users of the ultra-right-wing freerepublic.com website.
The freeper made numerous posts defending the sham "president", but was unwilling to admit that he was being paid so that people would think that his opined views were sincere.
by Der Fuhrer Beelzebush October 22, 2006
Generally referring to individuals or multiple persona of the 'free republic' GOP front site. Free Republic is primarily a front for media reference and secondly a source for social subversion via formulaic talking points, of those who identify themselves as conservative for the ego and id fulfillment or peer acknowledgment. Such required to maintain the delusional mindset of 'socially conservative' (PC for anti-social). Freeper is also a description of behavioral or personality defects commonly associated with classic sociopathic themes, nazi like nationalism and racism, violent fanaticism, and an entirely predictable inability to elaborate on any political propaganda, assertions, or GOP talking points. Freepers follow the long standing republican tradition of ambiguous contrast to 'the liberals' as their political movement as the GOP is based primarily on destruction and division for the benefit of a few wealthy racists and has no agenda otherwise.
A freeper came to my site and pasted a copy of unrelated propaganda in a thread about yet another republican sex/money/violence/lies scandal. Can't they even write their own text or read the forum title at least?
by not_a_robot October 6, 2006
A member or poster on the website "Free Republic." This is A site composed of informed citizens of conservative leanings who strive to see this country return to its moral foundations and keep it safe from its enemies. Strong supporter of the WOT and Conservative principles.
by Rca2000 April 5, 2006