fredericksburg 

A city in VA, but really it is a generalization for any large suburb on the east coast. Many of the people there lack creativity and imagination or feel they are not responsible for entertaining themselves. If they are bored they will blame it on the city, as if the city itself put a gun to their head and forced them to do nothing. These people will often talk about moving or going somewhere 'better' but never do.

Sue - "Man I'm soooo bored, I hate fredericksburg! There is nothing to do here!"
Jack - "Well what do you feel like doing?"
Sue - "I don't know!"

Sue will later go to Starbucks, Carl's, Walmart and the mall that night and have this exact same conversation with six other people. She will continue doing this everyday for the next three years.

fredericksburg by Devin Hush December 3, 2007

lars frederiksen 

Guitarist for Rancid, also see Punk

Lars Frederiksen kicks ass!

lars frederiksen by Rancidic May 18, 2004

lars frederiksen 

Guitarist for amazing punk band rancid, along with band mates tim armstrong, matt freeman and brett reed, see also lars frederiksen and the bastards also hes kinda hot,

lars frederiksen rocks

lars frederiksen by rootsradicalchick July 13, 2004

Spirits in Fredericksburg 

A shitty bar filled with scum bags and pretend metalheads. The bouncers are crack heads who slip roofies in girls' drinks. The bathroom is covered in a filthy slime of hepatitis, piss, and smegma. If you're trying to get laid, ask the guy with a tattoo of a dick on his dick. He will suck you off for a free PBR, in the bathroom.

I need a good BJ, and I would love some hepatitis. I'm going to Spirits in Fredericksburg!!

Spirits in Fredericksburg by Retard King 1992 November 23, 2019

Fredericksburg, Texas 

A strip mall with a thyroid problem which used to be a nice, quiet place to live, but has since been given over to rich, fat, slow, obnoxious, traffic killing tourists from Austin and San Antonio and their squalling, equally fat, and obnoxious brats at the expense of the overworked and underpaid citizenry who, thanks to the influx of social security parasites who have driven up the cost of living like the leeches they are, can barely afford to live and raise a family. There is virtually no other industry apart from tourism, no other means of bolstering the economy, and thus, no opportunity for the young people of Fredericksburg who, realizing this, leave and never return. In droves.
This has been done deliberately by the city fathers who saw a cash cow in selling out their town and enjoy the status of being big fish in a small pond.

The day will soon come when they give up their charade of caring about the locals, rename Fredericksburg "Das Mall", and pass an ordinance requiring all of the locals to wear lederhosen and dirndls for the amusement of the turistas.

"So, where ya from?"

"Fredericksburg, Texas."

"You mean the German town with all the antique stores? Oh yeah, my wife and I love that place! We're going to retire there!"

"Eat a dick."

Fredericksburg, Texas by Crotalus October 13, 2012

lars frederiksen and the bastards 

tottaly hardcore punk band includes the guitarist lars frederksen from the also amzing but not as hardcore punk band rancid some of their best songs are ''wine and roses'', ''to have not have'' and''mainlining muder'' wich has a contravesial video where they beat up a dead corpse scary but good if you are not easlaly offended

cant wait for lars frederiksen and the bastards to tour england

lars frederiksen and the bastards by ashdude July 25, 2008

Frederikke

Frederikke is a Danish name, given by Freja, the Nordic God of Love. The person who carries it is a sex-machine and is born hot and reliable.

The god of passion in Denmark is named Frederikke

Frederikke by skjelborg12 January 5, 2012