by Simple Shit April 13, 2008
A beautiful town located on Long Island Sound in majestic Fairfield County.. a town with a torn identity. At once a place where the well-to-do retirees enjoy their cushy, halycon lives, families raise their children in a nebulous environment of unrealistic expectations, and those in between enjoy the benefits and faults of expectations and comfort - at once. A place where I pity those "in-between" (in age, essentially) lest they have the strength and perspective to understand their relative positions in the competitive economic (national.. and global) environment partly deluded by the town and its denizens in a smokescreen rooted in the Baby-Boomer mania of self-aggrandizement and exclusivity...ultimately, you have to work very hard to achieve advancement in a real sense, contrary to the torpid, feel-good palliatives you are fed herein.
I rely on theory, reenforced by practice,perspective, and overall understanding.. I have lived in various places of competing stature to Fairfield.
by ManiaP May 4, 2007
A suburb of Lower Hutt, adjoined to the suburb of Naenae, home to a special facility (prison) for troubled (criminal)youth, as well as seemingly blind residents who have a somewhat skewed understanding of the word "upmarket".
A large proportion of homes in the suburb are ex-state homes, some of which have been renovated rather distastefully by aforementioned residents who also lack any sense of taste or fashion.
Generally home to older members of society, and those who can't afford to live in a decent area.
A large proportion of homes in the suburb are ex-state homes, some of which have been renovated rather distastefully by aforementioned residents who also lack any sense of taste or fashion.
Generally home to older members of society, and those who can't afford to live in a decent area.
by huttman October 9, 2009
A boring town located in Connecticut made of bricks and is full of rich white pricks. Every car you see is at least $50,000 and all the houses are the size of mansions. Every kid in this town is an exact clone of each other, they all wear Vineyard Vines and Polo. This town is very boring and the only excitement comes from the good restaurants. Fairfield has some good ones such as Colony pizza and Archie Moors.It also has a good frozen yogurt place named 16 handles. Other then that there is really nothing else to do unless you leave the town to some other but still boring place.
James: Sorry, Karl but I'm moving to Fairfield
Karl: Don't move with those rich assholes
James: Karl your an asshole just like them
Karl: Don't move with those rich assholes
James: Karl your an asshole just like them
by onejoehjnkedkjekjskbbk March 28, 2017
1) Mythical, semi-urban Paradise. With a skate-park inscribed with the unforgettable legend; "Roller-bladers rape girls".
2) Home of Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines.
3) Where bananas are from.
4) Home of the bi-annual extreme frodoing contest.
2) Home of Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines.
3) Where bananas are from.
4) Home of the bi-annual extreme frodoing contest.
by Chad Valiant February 4, 2004
by letusbeus December 10, 2006
best known for its bi-annual extreme frodoing contest. Music supplied by Gloria Estefan and the Angst Machines
Prizes include slightly soiled toothpicks, half a gold lam'e dress and a monster truck poster
Prizes include slightly soiled toothpicks, half a gold lam'e dress and a monster truck poster
by Chad Valiant February 2, 2004