by TeamBPR July 14, 2009
she had a face like a smashed crab!
by b9 September 30, 2005
This expression describes someone who is very upset or agitated, but in America it might be taken to mean someone who is just plain fucking ugly as well.
He: "What's your problem this morning? You have a face like the devil's ass today."
She: "Yeah, and you would know...she is your mother, after all."
She: "Yeah, and you would know...she is your mother, after all."
by Captain Manic 59 March 1, 2011
by TeamBPR July 14, 2009
the puckered look of suprise or shock, either a temporary expression or an unfortunately permanent display of natural looks fugly, bulldog chewing a wasp
by fluffkins March 25, 2004
Australian slang for an extremely unattractive person, thong's being rubber flip flops, and you can generally imagine what they would look like if burnt.
by Bogs July 22, 2006
An ugly ass person with a face only a mother could love, usually used to describe dirty shanky ugly girls, a face so bad that if your dog had a face like a smashed crab, u'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backward
me: holy shit, check out that dirty hoe, I wouldn't touch that bitch with a 40 foot pole
some ramdom walking by: yeah fo sho', that bitch has got a face like a smashed crab.
2nd ramdom walking by: my cat breath smells like cat food
some ramdom walking by: yeah fo sho', that bitch has got a face like a smashed crab.
2nd ramdom walking by: my cat breath smells like cat food
by Nate#13 August 30, 2005