FTD 

Fresh To Def.

Used mostly by Spiros

Spiros:Mamma are you FTD
Mom:I dont like that word. Ill FTD you in a minute.

FTD by Spiros Vithoulkas February 10, 2005

FTD 

See: Fucking the Dog wordFucking the Dog/word

"Just put FTD on my timesheet for the last 4 hours"

FTD by Dave Clark April 28, 2003

FTD 

fuck the ducks!

when the U of O beats your football team, one would say "FTD!"

FTD by matt6565656565 October 18, 2008

FTD 

Fuck The Duck

Cmon man, just FTD.

FTD by MrFuturistic November 2, 2021

FTD 

fucking the dog or
florists transworld delivery, an internet and telephone marketer of flowers and gifts

"Hey Bill, got any plans for tonite?"
"No, probably just hanging around and ftd."

FTD by Andizzle July 12, 2005

FTD 

First To Die. The phrase often emerges when a close group of friends candidly decides which one is the first to die. This is often done by a predetermined set of criteria, like frequency of cocaine usage, not looking both ways before crossing the street, frequent exposure to hazardous paint, not brushing teeth ever because it disagrees with you philosophically, terrible skills behind the wheel.

Yo, Scotty is the First to Die!

FTD by FTD June 28, 2005

FTD 

Facebook Transmitted Disease

When an application takes over someone's account, they have an FTD.

Wallpost: Dude, you should totally buy this product! I just got it, and it's really changed my life! Here's a link!

Comment: Lol, I think you just got an FTD.

FTD by DrinkerOfMonster February 19, 2011