FMD

Fuck my dick. When you are sexting someone and you have a bonner. And you want to fuck the person you are texting with your Dick.

Girl:Hey I'm bored and alone!

Boy: FMD I'll be right over.

One other example

Girl: Hi,I think your hot.

Boy: FMD

by Trend# November 29, 2016

by kc166464 October 5, 2010

Person 1: You stink
Person 2: FMD
Person 1: Let's get a room

by LAGOUT July 21, 2019

Fuck me day is a day where any guys or girls can do anything to each other without permission unless it’s rape

Let me fMD you

by Oooooosjsjej October 14, 2019

"bro text me if the postcode doesn't work, I have a fuck off FMD"

by trufflelover July 5, 2022

Fuck Me, Dude. An admission of doing something silly, unreasonable or thoughtless. A request for forgiveness.

FMD, that was a thoughtless remark about your sister's fat ass.

by Herbos, a prince June 19, 2008

Fuck My Diet; used to declare that you are tired of your diet and you are going to eat whatever you want.

A: let's go to Abuelo's for lunch.
B: Why not?! FMD!

by jgreene777 July 1, 2010