Freak Masturbatory Accident

The act of hurting ones self prepping or during a masturbation session.

In the fervor of fulfilling that evenings vegi-fantasy, Joe left the cantaloupe in the microwave for too long and ended up with 3rd degree burns on his little Joe upon first stab. Running upstairs with keys in one hand and toasty shaft in the other, Joe knew he'd have a hard time explaining this particular FMA to the emergency room staff.
by Eric Morgan December 12, 2006
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Fuck My Ass
Not to be taken seriously it is an expression if you do so thing bad, annoyed or in an argument

unless with a loved one in a sexual way or a prostitute/hooker.
Dad: Clean the dishwasher
Son: Fma
Or

Football player: pass the ball
Shit football player passes a shit pass

Shit football player: Fma
by THE RAP GOD SLIM SHADY March 16, 2019
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FMA - Fuck My Age
girl - i want to wear heels . FMA :(
by dana101 August 24, 2011
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Fuck My Ass and can be used in a good or bad way.
FMA, I scored a goal!!!

My mom died, FMA.
by yoda300 September 29, 2011
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FMA is short form for 'fuck my ass' commonly used by sexually frustrated teens or fangirls .
Teen: *Sees a picture of Harry styles*
Teen: Ugh! Harry styles can FMA uhhhhhhhhhh
by LOUISxHARRY October 11, 2014
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