FAF

FAF, meaning FAKE AS FUCK. Not a real one.

That girl is FAF. I would never trust her.

by Whitegurrrrrl May 15, 2019

FAF

Is used to say "Funny as Fuck".

Ariel: "You are gay! AHAHAAHA".
Ilya: "FAF".

by farmer420 May 21, 2019

FAF

Fuck and forget.
HIQI with a hint of amnesia.

"Dude look"
"Meh, so many that look like that in Florida & DC, let alone Cali, FAF that."

by YouDidntKnowWhatItMeantDidYou August 1, 2014

FAF

Fresh as Fuck.

Dude. That shit is FAF. Fresh. As. Fuck.

by JSw0le August 29, 2012

FAF

Fit as fuck

Dude, did you see Amy tonight? She was looking FAF

by nom8 September 17, 2013

FAF

1. FAT ASS FINGERS: a name given to one because of their hilariously oversized, sausage-like fingers

2. Acting in a way that just fucks up the situation.
Extremely popular in the Buffalo suburbs.
Fafs are often seen in pictures giving the shocker.
Note: despite the fingers, fafs still manage to get laid.

"Dude, get your fafs out of my drink"

As the faf drives by a hot girls house, he points out the window with the fafs yelling, 'yo, is that her house' As this happens the girl walks outside thus embarrassing everyone in the car. He has committed a faf, or we say he faf'd it up.

Also common is the faf of the night. This occurs when one drops a beer, soils themself, gets their fake id taken or any other fuck up.

by lockport April 6, 2005

FAF

When you say someone/something is 'Fit As Fuck'

*Can sometimes be mistaken by Fat As Fuck, Beware!*

#1: "Hes FAF!"
#2: "Yeh He's FAF, And I don't mean Fit."
#1: "Hahaha! Yeh Innit."

by Roo777 August 16, 2006