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Eurovision

It is the only place where you can see singing turkey, grandmas baking bread on stage, dancing gorilla, woman with beard, yodeling and rapping in one, naked man with a wolf and so many other things. Also the hottest boys/men and the prettiest and sexiest women are in Eurovision,you'd be interested. Eurovision is like a big inside joke between Europeans and if you are European and you don't know what Eurovision is.. you're in trouble, buddy. Also, Americans you have no fucking place here. :)
- I think that Cyprus should have won Eurovision.
- YEAH YEAH FIRE!
Eurovision by escloverxoxo August 29, 2018

eurovision song contest 

Song competition between European countries and Australia (WTF?!).
Was meant to bring Europe closer together and is now the main reason why we hate each other.
Best European invention ever.
Europe lets Australia participate at the Eurovision Song Contest, but not America. Why? Well, because we hate you, America.

Eurovision

the worlds funiest competition in the world better than football word cup even the OLYMPICS and only exclusive 2 european citizens TAKE THAT USA u suc
the eurovision song contest
Eurovision by snob November 14, 2003

eurovision

Mediocre performers, crappy songs, but for some strange reason massive loads of fun - even if you're not a flaming homosexual.
eurovision by bllah January 8, 2004

Eurovision fan

There are few types of Eurovision fans:
1. Drama queen- Fan who is following Eurovision song contest (musical-political contest which is held annually in Europe) and also national selections for ESC of every country in Europe, usually peaceful introverted person who becomes hysterically obsessed and easily triggered drama queen during February-May every year.

Recognized by red eyes because of non sleeping since he watched 3rd round of selections in Lithuania last night, freaking out if live stream is not working, hysterical if he's favourite didn't win national selection, making own top lists, using of exaggerated expressions for lame songs and mediocre singers, such as ''queen, slay, bop'', as well as expressions ''it's my 5th place'' (as if anyone cares about that), tbh, just saying, hater, amazing, it will flop, it will surprise, throwing shade, realness, mark my words, etc.
2. Nationalist- cheering only for songs from their country and bashing others, arguing and trolling online, often connected with hate speech. When their song don't qualify it is always because of politics and conspiracy theories.

3. Eurovision fan- minority, enjoying contest and music, connect with annually slogans such as ''come together, celebrate diversity, building bridges''etc., idealistically believe that Eurovision is all about that.
Drama queen: I can't believe that (person X) didn't win national selection, that (person Y) will be disaster, mark my words! What they were thinking!
Nationalist 1: As if (country X) ever send any good songs, they should be lucky that their crap country is even in this contest!
Nationalist 2 (to Nationalist 1): You must be idiot from (country Y), I can smell you from miles away, can't wait to watch you cry when we qualify!
Eurovision fan: Guys, can we just, please, enjoy the contest?

eurovision 2022 

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SPAIN 🇪🇸 WINNER OF EUROVISION 2022