Eskimo Pie

The process whereby you take a poo, freeze the log, and then use said log to bang a chick. Like a dildo.

"Hey Mustang, how did you make out with that chick last night?"

"Damn, Jacek, that stanky was sooo kinky she let me take here to the top of Lake Louise and give her an Eskimo Pie"

by Mustang Billy February 10, 2010

Eskimo Pie

When you have a blumpkin and before you nut, you stand up grab your own feces you lay it across your partners forehead and slap it with your junk until you bust a nut.

Dude, that chick last night totally loved her Eskimo Pie i gave her!

by Ninjalord November 08, 2009

Eskimo Pie

When a woman gives a blowie with ice in her mouth, and after he cums on the ice, she eats it up.

"I had the best Eskimo Pie last night from Nanook!"

by Ohtobeanicki February 12, 2020

Eskimo Pie

When an eskimo craps in a pasture, this is what he makes.

Ewwww man, don't step on those Eskimo pies...

by Dickman March 29, 2003

Eskimo Pie

A chick who gets passed around. Like the hoe that she is.

(Cuz Eskimo’s pass around and share their food in the igloo... so it’s genertated frm that)

Katherine Sullivan (frm El Cerrito,CA) is a dirty Eskimo Pie!!

by It’s Not My Fault June 13, 2018

Eskimo Pie

1) A large or inflamed eyeball
2) The act of harpooning an innocent muskox

1) "Damn, bizzitch, Gremlin's got an eskimo pie! That infection's been makin' it grow like a bath toy."
2) Alvin the Sherpa was hunting for food, so he eskimo pied the huge ox. However, he only took part of the plunder.

by Gabriella March 29, 2003

eskimo pie

when a guy cums in a girls mouth. and then she gives him a long slow kiss goodnight

"yummo, give me some pie, baby!"

by craig dean February 03, 2004