When you notice that your family has an uncooked salami in the fridge, and you have a hankerin’ for a big piece of meat. You insert said sausage into the vaginal orifice and pleasure yourself. About a week later, when you notice you have an infection, you tell your parents that the sausage they ate for dinner a few nights earlier was in fact the same sausage which you used for your masturbation needs.
Girl 1: Why weren't you at school?

Girl 2: I accidentally gave my family "The Epstein".
by Sammy "Sausage" Swanson March 6, 2009
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To end a life.........

First seen on a Twitch Channel #Robbaz by #AlexisMason.
I'm going to "epstein" myself.........

That got just got epsteined...........

Let's put an epstein out on that guy............
by #AlexisMason September 15, 2022
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To run afoul of a someone powerful and be forced to commit suicide.
"Dude better be careful what he posts to the FaceSpace or he'll get himself epsteined."
by Juanfungi August 16, 2020
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The rich older guy driving the free candy van at the park that promises a scholarship to Juilliard but all you end up with is an egg shaped dick.
See that van without windows? Dude is def Epsteining.
by $lapaho April 8, 2020
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Definition of Epstein
transitive verb

: to put in confinement for private execution : BUTCHERED
Jeffrey Epstein was Epsteined on August 10, 2019

"Kevin Clinesmith will stand trial". "Nah, they'll Epstein him".
by LiberalCenter August 16, 2020
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To attempt suicide after being exposed for paedophilia.
"You know that one youtuber, yeah well he pulled an Epstein."
by CryptoClinic August 25, 2020
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1. (v) to creep or bother others, regardless of sex

2. (v) To torment people with your massive and widespread facebook friend requests to complete strangers, while still thinking you are the shit when clearly you're not.

3. (n) To be a complete and utter fag that has no idea that people really think you are a douchebag

4. (n) A weed-smoking, sunglass-wearing, queefing thunderpussy
Example 1

A: Dude, do you know who added me on facebook last night?

B: Let me guess, an Epstein?

A: Yeah. He also added the other 2,300 people in our class on the same night. What a thunderpussy!

Example 2

A: Did you see that hipster douchelord who smells bad and is smoking weed in front of our dorm?

B: Yeah, he's the local Epstein. He probably has some weed hidden in his woolen cap. What a thunderpussy!
by HE ADDED ME.... September 11, 2010
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