29 definitions by #AlexisMason
Libertard or Libertards describes annoying and or ignorant Libertarians......
These Libertards just don't get it......
To be a Libertard is doing something so cringe......that you are now in the Libertard(s) category.....
These Libertards just don't get it......
To be a Libertard is doing something so cringe......that you are now in the Libertard(s) category.....
Look at all these Libertards .....don't they know not to get violent.....
Good Day Sir.....we must talk some more before you are labeled a LIbertard.....
Libertard is tunnel visions on something so much that it ruins their image......
Good Day Sir.....we must talk some more before you are labeled a LIbertard.....
Libertard is tunnel visions on something so much that it ruins their image......
by #AlexisMason November 20, 2022
I'm bored, let's watch " The Rewind Girl" ...........
If you've never seen a movie, just watch "The Rewind Girl " to get an idea of what it's about.
If you've never seen a movie, just watch "The Rewind Girl " to get an idea of what it's about.
by #AlexisMason October 20, 2022
"Frosty the SnoWoman" is an adult Comedy (R) version of "Frosty the Snowman".......except for she melts if someone sleeps with her. Frosty the SnoWoman was created by Writer and Director: Rev. Lord Alexis Victoria Mason also know as #AlexisMason on December 20th, 2022.
As the Story goes.. a lonely stoner guy gets high and builds a Snowman and a SnoWoman one morning. That night, an angry drunk pees on the SnoWoman....causing her to come to life.....and beat the shit out of the drunk guy. As the story unfolds she finds work at a nearby strip club but practices celibacy....for if she sleeps with a man....then she melts. The lonely stoner guy eventually meets the beautiful SnoWoman and soon fall in love......
The ending can change depending on who makes the movie....
Either....They can live happily ever after through celibacy......or the lonely stoner guy can wake up next to a puddle of water one day.....
That is what is so different about this Xmas story......is the ability to have a happy or sad ending....
As the Story goes.. a lonely stoner guy gets high and builds a Snowman and a SnoWoman one morning. That night, an angry drunk pees on the SnoWoman....causing her to come to life.....and beat the shit out of the drunk guy. As the story unfolds she finds work at a nearby strip club but practices celibacy....for if she sleeps with a man....then she melts. The lonely stoner guy eventually meets the beautiful SnoWoman and soon fall in love......
The ending can change depending on who makes the movie....
Either....They can live happily ever after through celibacy......or the lonely stoner guy can wake up next to a puddle of water one day.....
That is what is so different about this Xmas story......is the ability to have a happy or sad ending....
They are making a sequel to "Frosty the SnoWoman" i wonder if she'll turn into a puddle this time.....
Frosty the SnoWoman looks like Pamela Anderson from Baywatch.....super sexy....
I'd fuck Frosty the SnoWoman.............and roll around her her puddle........maybe suck her up with a shop vac , make ice cubes out of her...and drink it down with some whisky ......while laying on a bear rug .....next to a hot fire.....
Don't fuck with Frosty the SnoWoman.....she is skilled in martial arts and weapons......she fights in stripper outfits with thick stripper heels on....Her favorite weapon is a 10 foot bull whip , nun chucks and sai .......she drinks Patron Silver Cadillac margarita up with a sugared rim.....
Frosty the SnoWoman looks like Pamela Anderson from Baywatch.....super sexy....
I'd fuck Frosty the SnoWoman.............and roll around her her puddle........maybe suck her up with a shop vac , make ice cubes out of her...and drink it down with some whisky ......while laying on a bear rug .....next to a hot fire.....
Don't fuck with Frosty the SnoWoman.....she is skilled in martial arts and weapons......she fights in stripper outfits with thick stripper heels on....Her favorite weapon is a 10 foot bull whip , nun chucks and sai .......she drinks Patron Silver Cadillac margarita up with a sugared rim.....
by #AlexisMason December 21, 2022
Vampires that suck semen instead of blood.
Cumpires get their strength from consuming semen instead of blood.
Cumpires can be either male or female.
Cumpires get their strength from consuming semen instead of blood.
Cumpires can be either male or female.
Pastor Phil on a website called "Twitch" is a known cumpire.
California is full of Cumpires.
Cumpires hang around gay bars.
#AlexisMason is a Vampire and not a Cumpire
California is full of Cumpires.
Cumpires hang around gay bars.
#AlexisMason is a Vampire and not a Cumpire
by #AlexisMason October 3, 2023
We went to Thailand to go score some Asian Cloogy.......
I went to the Strip joint and saw some Asian Cloogy....
I got some Asian Cloogy last night.....
I went to the Strip joint and saw some Asian Cloogy....
I got some Asian Cloogy last night.....
by #AlexisMason June 4, 2021
A Titanic OceanGate meat is made up of x1 carbon fiber trashcan filled with x5 rich humans....and x1 Xbox controller.......bring to the depth of the Titanic and wait for implosion.....
by #AlexisMason June 27, 2023
To take a shit on your significant others side of the bed if you are "mad" at them.....
To take an "angry" shit on the bed....especially on the side that your mate sleeps on....
To take a shit somewhere and then blame the dog for it..........
If you do any of those things listed above.....then you might just be classified as an "Amber Turd"
To take an "angry" shit on the bed....especially on the side that your mate sleeps on....
To take a shit somewhere and then blame the dog for it..........
If you do any of those things listed above.....then you might just be classified as an "Amber Turd"
Amber Heard took a shit on Johnny Depp's side of the bed because she was mad at him.....(for some petty shit)....
.......therefore..... Amber Heard has committed an "Amber Turd"........
I bet the Queen of England commits "Amber Turd" all over the Royal Palace.......
If Hitler were my husband, I would commit an "Amber Turd" to him......
.......therefore..... Amber Heard has committed an "Amber Turd"........
I bet the Queen of England commits "Amber Turd" all over the Royal Palace.......
If Hitler were my husband, I would commit an "Amber Turd" to him......
by #AlexisMason May 19, 2022