Totes Emosh

An abbreviated version of 'totally emotional' that's just about acceptable when texting, but if used in polite conversation, the perpetrator should be given a ruddy good dressing down. Only an absolute bell piece would do it, so don't go easy on them.

It's also a popular card game that involves the pulling of emoji faces by one player while the other players try to guess what the hell face they're pulling.

Jack's dog got run over by a truck full of dildos and he's feeling totes emosh about it.

Layla could not pull off the angry face when she played 'totes emosh' with her Nan.

by Ser Davos April 18, 2020

Totes Emosh

Used when someone/something is very emotional (totally emotional). For example, on X Factor, the group 'Two Shoes' had the chance of being voted back into the live shows and described the situation as being 'Totes Emosh'.

'It's just totes emosh'

'I'm just totes emosh at the moment'

by TotesUrban November 29, 2011

bare emosh

the reply to a friend saying something emotional.

OR

sarcastically used when someone isn't saying anything particularly emotional at all just to make fun and for lols.

bare = really, extremely

emosh = emotional

-'there's no more mars bars'
-'bare emosh'

-'i need the toilet'
-'bare emosh'

-'i'm tired'
-'bare emosh'
-'your mum'
-'bare emosh'

by raycrazy111 February 29, 2012

Emosh

When the two people, known as Josh and Emma are shipped by their friends. Josh tries to deny it but no one believes him

Yo, Emosh how is it going

by The Best ODG May 13, 2019

emosh-

IF "emotional damage" is a bad word at school then, when you say half of "emotional" all the people will stare at you.

Me: "emosh- "
Monitor: " I will tell dicipline teacher."
Me: "I will tell principal."
Monitor: *gasps*

by kionchan123 December 5, 2022

Emosh

Josh likes Emma, and it is a ship name.

Hey Emosh.

by Emosh May 13, 2019