Edison

A tesla that's been stolen

Real Life Peter Griffin: Though I wonder, If you steal a tesla, does it become an Edison?

by ♥🗺☠ February 09, 2023

Edison

Best basketball player, handsome, smart and snatches hoes on demand. He is a Puerto Rican god and part of the greatest group known to man, Dream Team.

I wish I could be like Edison one day.

by El Sancho de mexico July 07, 2017

edison

Snow king.
(Dandruff)

'oh,no, he's edisoning snow'

by Anonymous of Rutland March 16, 2017

Edison

A man of Albanian descent. Edison's are usually characterized by their incredible ability to steal stealthily and swiftly. They also tend to hang around suburban areas and can be seen from afar because of their stylistic choices: For example, they tend to wear two colors and only two, black and white. They also have a weird mood and sense of humor, as both can change drastically in the matter of minutes or even seconds.

Man: Where's my wallet?! It must've gotten stolen!
Man 2: Probably was a Edison.

by Billx-1 December 03, 2021

Edisoning

A continual streak of invention or innovation. Named after the great American Inventor Thomas Edison who invented over a thousand things including motion pictures and the phonograph.

"Riaz is Edisoning right now. He just invented three new cocktails and coined a new killer word Pocket Muffin.

by Fatrazmo November 27, 2013

Edison

A town in New Jersey where the population is widely diverse. Asians take the majority of the population(approximately 53%) exceeding the number of Caucasian and African- Americans families in the town. Proudly known for their over-achieving schools, John P. Stevens High School and Edison High School.

#1: Hey where do you live?
#2: I live in Edison
#1: They have mad brown people

by BrownAllstar July 16, 2006

Edison

Attempting to flirt but failing like crazy

Hey stop trying to flirt like edison

by JLAI April 17, 2018