A sports channel owned by Disney. Takes all their shit too far and when they're too butthurt over Favre, the Yankees, or anything in the MLB, then they won't show highlights when they are suppose to. Sportscenter is cheap too. They give it that ghetto like flavor because somehow they believe their main demographic is black street thugs. When they spew shit from their mouths the most, it's from the rigged championship games, and don't inform if they really were cheating because they hold bias opinions and like to show them off in an arrogant way (ex: the Steelers). Many athletes plan to sue ESPN for humilating them and for how much they can't report and anchor for caca.
ESPN anchor: Phillies win the World Series! Oh my god! Yes! Let's go and cover this for like 3 weeks.
Viewer: 3 weeks! The postseason only lasted for ONE week. Plus baseball sucks. *changes channel and eventually flips back tp ESPN where it shows the anchorman raping Favre*
ESPN Anchor: Uh, OH NO!
Favre: *girly scream*
Viewer: 3 weeks! The postseason only lasted for ONE week. Plus baseball sucks. *changes channel and eventually flips back tp ESPN where it shows the anchorman raping Favre*
ESPN Anchor: Uh, OH NO!
Favre: *girly scream*
by Smart American Male February 16, 2009
by terrell mateo May 15, 2003
A network that shuns the best sport in the world, hockey, and obsesses over the worst league in the world, the NBA. And also obsesses over the stupidest things for the LONGEST time (ie. penn st, tebow, jeremy lin, NFL in general)
"And now ESPN's top plays, or should i say top play, because it's the same dunk over and over that we have all seen hundreds of times before."
by amcoho4 March 13, 2012
by Jacob Parker May 6, 2005
Claims to be a "worldwide leader in sports". a malignant misconception since they don't cover F1 racing,rugby or motoGP just to mention a few international sports!!
More like the "leader in US sports!"
More like the "leader in US sports!"
1st character:"I wish ESPN could at least cover the F1 racing highlights….."
2nd character:"…SSShhhhhh....they are talking about Barry Bonds on ESPN Hollywood!!!!!!"
2nd character:"…SSShhhhhh....they are talking about Barry Bonds on ESPN Hollywood!!!!!!"
by muri29 September 25, 2006
by meester February 1, 2007