The act of using ones' sock to either:
a. masturbate with, catching your mess in the sock
b. wipe your shitty ass w/ in the event of an emergency poop
thus leaving you sockless, like Don Johnson in Miami Vice
a. masturbate with, catching your mess in the sock
b. wipe your shitty ass w/ in the event of an emergency poop
thus leaving you sockless, like Don Johnson in Miami Vice
a. She got me so hot, a pulled Don Johnson in my car on the ride home.
b. That quarter pounder w/ cheese gave me the runs and I had to go Don Johnson in the parking lot behind McD's.
b. That quarter pounder w/ cheese gave me the runs and I had to go Don Johnson in the parking lot behind McD's.
by Peter Forbin September 29, 2006
A bald pussy with just a little bit of stubble. Called this because it resembles the actor Don Johnson's facial hair in the 1980s TV show Miami Vice.
It had been a few days since Mary shaved so I munched on her Don Johnson.
I fucked this bitch yesterday day and she wasn't completely bald, she had a little don johnson.
I fucked this bitch yesterday day and she wasn't completely bald, she had a little don johnson.
by mike wright September 10, 2006
If you're 30ish and concerned a potential date is too young. Ask them who Don Johnson is. People born after the late 80s will most likely not know Don Johnson.
by TangerineGRL13 July 14, 2013
The one guy in your group that smokes the mass cigars or cigarettes.
The kind of guy that walks into the party naked with two cigs in his mouth.
The kind of guy that walks into the party naked with two cigs in his mouth.
Dudemanbro1: did you seen Glen the other day?
Dudemanbro2: yeah he totally a (smoug the Don johnson) lately!
Dudemanbro2: yeah he totally a (smoug the Don johnson) lately!
by Smoug the don johnson October 17, 2018
An adult toy that is phallic in nature. It boasts two heads for maximum pleasure with one or two people. May also be used as a draft stopper under a door.
by Jason Emerald August 10, 2021