that guy broke my tv. he's such a doke!
by db33 March 20, 2012
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(n)(v) shit, variant of dook (also spelled doak)
I'm gonna go to the men's room and take a massive doke.
by Salvo August 22, 2005
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the insertion of a male genitalia into another male genitalia's foreskin opening
Matt unzipped his pants as Jim inserted his wang into Matt's foreskin. Jim proceeded to doke with Matt for the remainder of the afternoon.
by Mick Jaggon June 17, 2011
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A word that can be substituted with the work Joke or Kidding in the sentence " Are you joking/kidding me?"

Usually used when you are rageing in anger.
*Dies in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 by a noob tube.*

"ARE YOU f%*ING DOKEING ME!?!"
by LemonSmack and Nightlyfe February 7, 2010
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To smoke a cigarette. Underage minors use this word in their conversation as to not raise suspicion around adults. Replaces the verb to 'smoke'.
by Epsilius March 2, 2009
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Someone who doesn't show up when you want to go out. A person who says he'll hang out with you and then decides not to.
Don't be a doke tonight when we meet up at the club.
You doked out on us last night, where the hell were you???
You god damn doker, we were supposed to meet at the strip joint and you never showed!
by Zerocore September 9, 2005
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