doding

the process by which you slap someone in the face with your penis. hence possibly leaving a mushroom tatoo :)

by Monkey Balls March 29, 2005

Dode

A derivative from the word 'chode,' essentially meaning a penis that is significantly skinnier than it is wide. Some might call it the anti-chode.

Dode....#2 pencil....you be the judge

Jenny is such a slut. She loves to slarve dode.

by Captain Awesome October 28, 2003

A variation of the word "dude" shouted at strangers in the street solely to make them shit themselves.

"Hey, look at that dode over there minding his own business, lets make him soil his pants"
"DOOOOOOOOOODEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

by Boaby Wench October 30, 2017

REAL DEFINITION YOU FAGS

A small nugget of shit that is really hard to push out.

Used commonly buy Mars PA boys as an insult.

1. I was in the bathroom for an hour just to shit out this dode.

2. Its puff puff pass you dode.

by Josh Collier April 19, 2005

1. N., Slang for Penis.

Kelly said that Chris has a huge dode.

by Ryan Haines March 3, 2008

Oh...Look at Tyler, he's drunk and being a Dode again.

by Yung A Manneyy July 14, 2011