A fat bozo that sits down, sipping champagne he bought with the money made by other people's songs he featured in while taking all the credit.
Or...
Someone who says they will be there when you need them but cannot be found when you are in a sticky situation.
Or...
Someone who says they will be there when you need them but cannot be found when you are in a sticky situation.
Guy 1: Yo man, can you please help me study for the really hard test tomorrow.
Guy 2: Sure man, but I don't have time today but I can help you tomorrow morning before school. I'll be there for you.
Guy 1: Thanks man.
NEXT DAY, GUY 2 DOESN'T SHOW UP. GUY 1 GETS AN F- ON HIS TEST.
AT LUNCHTIME, GUY 2 SHOWS UP.
Guy 1: Now here you are! Man, you DJ Khaled me so hard, thanks to you I got an F-!
Guy 2:
Guy 2: Sure man, but I don't have time today but I can help you tomorrow morning before school. I'll be there for you.
Guy 1: Thanks man.
NEXT DAY, GUY 2 DOESN'T SHOW UP. GUY 1 GETS AN F- ON HIS TEST.
AT LUNCHTIME, GUY 2 SHOWS UP.
Guy 1: Now here you are! Man, you DJ Khaled me so hard, thanks to you I got an F-!
Guy 2:
by LivingHell1! May 8, 2020
The ultimate self promoter. He makes good beats but barely says anything in his songs. He always wants you to listen, but does not have alot to say. Anywhere you see him, either on tv or on a truck or billboard he will be sayin- buy my album.
by Tdowns August 21, 2007
Likely the biggest goofball in Hip Hop today. The secret to his success lies in his hilariously dumb catchphrases and his decisions to shout them over some good songs.
by ABatte August 23, 2007
A sexual act where the fat lazy male does nothing and makes the immensely more talented counterpart do all the work. Upon conclusion of the sex act the fat lazy male yells out "DJ Khaled!" and takes the credit for for doing as little as possible.
I fell asleep after eating a bucket of chicken and awoke to my ho getting me off so I exclaimed "the DJ Khaled!!! " and fell back asleep.
by Wurdsarelame December 7, 2017
by YAHHTRIKWHAT April 20, 2008
by flexflav August 14, 2009
Has to be the worst DJ in the modern hip-hop scene. Most of his songs consist of "WEEEE DAAAA BEEEESSSSST!!!!". Favored by pre-pubescent boys who think they're cool listening to it. They often play it on the Ipod touches that mommy just bought them at extreme volume so that everyone around them can hear they're cool enough to listen to DJ Khaled.
If you were to say this to DJ Khaled fans they would refer to you as a hater and go text message the other pre-pubescent DJ Khaled fans saying "____iz a dj khaled hata. i goin 2 rejekt he ass on facebuk"
If you were to say this to DJ Khaled fans they would refer to you as a hater and go text message the other pre-pubescent DJ Khaled fans saying "____iz a dj khaled hata. i goin 2 rejekt he ass on facebuk"
by Urbanfuck May 14, 2010