2 definitions by LivingHell1!

A fat bozo that sits down, sipping champagne he bought with the money made by other people's songs he featured in while taking all the credit.

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Someone who says they will be there when you need them but cannot be found when you are in a sticky situation.
Guy 1: Yo man, can you please help me study for the really hard test tomorrow.
Guy 2: Sure man, but I don't have time today but I can help you tomorrow morning before school. I'll be there for you.
Guy 1: Thanks man.
NEXT DAY, GUY 2 DOESN'T SHOW UP. GUY 1 GETS AN F- ON HIS TEST.
AT LUNCHTIME, GUY 2 SHOWS UP.
Guy 1: Now here you are! Man, you DJ Khaled me so hard, thanks to you I got an F-!

Guy 2:
by LivingHell1! May 8, 2020
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A round Dorito that hates Chinese people due to the fact that he doesn't have a Great Wall and has ran for president.
-How the hell did a Dorito run for president?
-It's not a Dorito, he's Donald Trump.
-Oh.
by LivingHell1! May 6, 2020
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