Police officer: "You're under arrest for arsony while driving"
Me:"Dick me in the fucking face, Mr officer sir"
*Trump wins election*
Me: DICK ME IN THE FACE
Me:"Dick me in the fucking face, Mr officer sir"
*Trump wins election*
Me: DICK ME IN THE FACE
by Rice master December 9, 2016
"Pam, you seem extra chipper this morning!" "Oh that'd be the dick me up Cheryl, I got laid last night!"
by getoutofmyshroom February 3, 2017
by ilovecheeese June 6, 2009
When someone is bummed and needs some deep dicking to feel better. May involve opening up a dick in a jar
by CaptainJabbin November 19, 2015
by grandpapy420 February 1, 2017
when you're ridiculously intoxicated and very horny. you must scream and sing this in different tunes. let the whole party now about your sex drive so you can get some mother fucking dick.
by dickmedownpls October 8, 2018
by DIZZOL October 27, 2022