Denmark is a country in Europe, it is located north of Germany, and is home of the Danes. It consists of over 500 islands, the three largest ones are Jutland, Funen, and Zealand. Copenhagen (the capital of Denmark) is located on Zealand.
Once Denmark was home of the Vikings, mighty seafarers who sailed around Europe and raped the other countries in their ass. Now Denmark is a country where the people love to get drunk, and chill in the summer.
Denmark is the proud host of the Roskilde festival (one of the biggest festivals in the whole of Europe)
The land of the Danes is crowned as the happiest country on earth, and also has free healthcare, and one of the best educational systems in the world.
In Denmark there is an astounding amount of attractive blondes, but beware, some of them are backstabbing bitches, but generally they are lovely and don't mind getting it at a party.
During the reign of Queen Margrethe the 1st, Denmark ruled over Norway, Sweden, Greenland, and a part of northern Germany, but it was lost because of Danish royalty deciding that it would be a fun idea to rule Jaime and Cercai Lannister style AKA incest.
Many great actors are from Denmark like Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn from LOTR, Mads Mikkelsen - James Bond, and Hannibal Lector, and Nikolai Coster-Waldau from Game of Thrones.
Danish people love bacon, beer, soccer, ice hockey, blondes, and faxe kondi, so if you want some of that come to Denmark ;D
Once Denmark was home of the Vikings, mighty seafarers who sailed around Europe and raped the other countries in their ass. Now Denmark is a country where the people love to get drunk, and chill in the summer.
Denmark is the proud host of the Roskilde festival (one of the biggest festivals in the whole of Europe)
The land of the Danes is crowned as the happiest country on earth, and also has free healthcare, and one of the best educational systems in the world.
In Denmark there is an astounding amount of attractive blondes, but beware, some of them are backstabbing bitches, but generally they are lovely and don't mind getting it at a party.
During the reign of Queen Margrethe the 1st, Denmark ruled over Norway, Sweden, Greenland, and a part of northern Germany, but it was lost because of Danish royalty deciding that it would be a fun idea to rule Jaime and Cercai Lannister style AKA incest.
Many great actors are from Denmark like Viggo Mortensen - Aragorn from LOTR, Mads Mikkelsen - James Bond, and Hannibal Lector, and Nikolai Coster-Waldau from Game of Thrones.
Danish people love bacon, beer, soccer, ice hockey, blondes, and faxe kondi, so if you want some of that come to Denmark ;D
American guy - I was in Denmark this summer, it was AMAZING!
Danish girl who lives in America - why'd you go back?
American guy - because you are here, and I'll always come back for your sexy ass.
Danish girl who lives in America - why'd you go back?
American guy - because you are here, and I'll always come back for your sexy ass.
by StingKing2016 June 10, 2016
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by Define_Awesome August 16, 2015
Small country that is jealous of big brother. Sweden has a great history; they got all neighbour countries "back then". However the wieners in Denmark, Norway, and Finland etc. wanted "freedom". So Sweden though, can it get better then this? They are just a bunch of nobodies anyway. Sweden has Volvo, ASEA, SAAB, SANDVIK, Ericsson and many other big companies. Denmark has nothing really. They are poor inventors and poor lifestyle. My suggestion is that IF you go north, pick Sweden. Sweden is the "original" and Denmark is just a bad copy really. They can’t speak Swedish without a heavy accent either. Losers.
ÅGE wakes up in Denmark feeling "blue". His ugly daughter tells him if this is my life i hang myself. ÅGE is a bad drunk. ÅGE is a loser so he yells. Do it god damn it! Do it your ugly whore!
by 357magnum April 13, 2009
A country where you can be one of two things:
A loser who does nothing and gets paid well for it by the state.
Or a person that works hard to make a living and gets fucked in the ass 24/7 by the state.
A loser who does nothing and gets paid well for it by the state.
Or a person that works hard to make a living and gets fucked in the ass 24/7 by the state.
Loser: "I feel a bit sick so I think i'll just sit at home and do nothing"
Denmark:"Ya you do that. And here, have some money because its sad for you"
Winner: "I'm gonna work hard and get me a good life with a good car and lots of money"
Denmark: "Oh no your not! If you do that i'm gonna take away 68% of all the money you make!!! I'm gonna put a 200% import tax on the cars you want!!!! I'm gonna fuck you up!!!"
Winner: "Fuck this I'm moving to America"
Denmark:"Ya you do that. And here, have some money because its sad for you"
Winner: "I'm gonna work hard and get me a good life with a good car and lots of money"
Denmark: "Oh no your not! If you do that i'm gonna take away 68% of all the money you make!!! I'm gonna put a 200% import tax on the cars you want!!!! I'm gonna fuck you up!!!"
Winner: "Fuck this I'm moving to America"
by Scandinavianidiot January 20, 2011
Denmark, home of the Danes - Those guys who always forget their snow chains when they decide to spend their winter holidays skiing in Sweden or Norway.
Swedish guy: "Oh look, that guy can't drive his car up the hill because he forgot his snow chains..."
Norwegian guy: "Yeah, he must be from Denmark..."
Norwegian guy: "Yeah, he must be from Denmark..."
by Swiftyo0 April 5, 2009