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Daybreak Middle School 

A middle school in Batttle Ground, WA. More commonly known as off brand Tukes Valley, filled with teachers that don’t give a shit about their suicidal middle schoolers. This school has many gay kids with daddy issues, and teachers who look like they forgot it wasn’t the 90s anymore. There are a few teachers who ARE reliable but have weird obsessions. (Coffee, The Dodgers, Magic The Gathering, etc…)
Daybreak Middle School is the worst middle school to exist in Battle Ground.
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Daybreak Bake, Bust & Bolt (DBBB) 

Part of speech: noun (also verb: to DBBB)
Definition: Timing your morning (masturbation) solo finish with the day’s first toke—often with a cig in the other hand—then grabbing coffee and heading out.
He pulled a "Daybreak Bake, Bust & Bolt (DBBB)"—peak on the pull, latte on the way out.”

code exedelius fortana type zero curse of the zero daybreak nexus cycle zero 

the most generic of anime, voiced by Joe Zieja
My friend: What's your favorite anime?

Me: Code Exedelius Fortana Type Zero Curse of the Zero Daybreak Nexus Cycle Zero

My Friend: 0^0

Short of Daybreak 

Awesome "emo" band from East Meadow, New York. Though have recently split up, their 2003 demo was incredible, and they could've been signed for sure.

Visit shortofdaybreak.tk to download some of their songs and feel their awesomeness.
"Whoa, the Short of Daybreak demo is awesome."
Short of Daybreak by ckybam May 6, 2004

Valentine's Day Break-up 

When two lovers break up on or just before Valentine's Day. Usually over money, sexual frustrations, or because they don't feel they actually love one another enough to be valentine's day(Love holiday) worthy. Pure stupidity, ladies and gentlemen! Also a leading cause for higher suicide rates around the world at this time of year. Attention Valentine's Day Break-ups are the moves of all things filthy cold and heartless, these kind of people will die alone one day.
Valentine's Day Break-up example 1:
"How was your Valentines Day?"

"John broke up with me."

"What a loser. I'm sorry your sad. You will find someone."

Valentine's Day Break-up example 2:

5 days before V-Day.
"Hey Kate! We Should get together for Valentines Day."
"Sorry Justin, I can't do this anymore, I want to be alone."

"You waited until now to tell me this! WHY?"

Daybreaker

Something that helps those long 8 hour days staring at a computer screen working on that WENUS report.

A video, news article or traveling gypsy show outside your office that makes the day tolerable by giving you a few minutes requiring no concentration what so ever. Baby Boomers used to have a daybreaker at the water cooler talking about their golf game and some dude's ugly kid.
Dude, I was just about to zone out when my BFF sent me this awesome daybreaker link to a pygmy and a rollercoaster.

Every now and then, I search the web for a daybreaker to wake up the staff. Best yet was some guy suing BMW for the motorcycle seat giving him a 20 month woody.
Daybreaker by mtnaggie October 6, 2012

Daybreaking 

The act of staying up until an inappropriate time. Usually involving a social situation that goes beyond an "acceptable" length. The sun must rise during said situation with all participants awake.
We're daybreaking, let's tap the sun out!
Daybreaking by Daveed Weinberg September 5, 2011